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Hard left Marxist. Krull is the greatest film of all time. Please let this be good because twitter has gone completely dog boobs.
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Is it still shit here?

Just so all you cunts know it's not personal.

Still shit here

I bet all you boring people over here are bending over backwards to defend Labour friends of Nonces.

You have to call him "Zionist Pedophile Ivor Caplin" now. The whole thing, every time.

Happy New Year, fart sniffers!

Israel is the worst

Is it still shit on here?

Hi is it still shit over here?

It's still shit. I often ask myself this.

I'm a memer now. I make memes. Very current.

HEY BLUESKY IS THIS STILL SHIT?

Why does the centre never learn that blanket statementing more than a million people as idiots isn't a smart move?

Please, my 2nd beloved family, keep donating and holding my hand, I really need to close the campaign and take some rest. gofund.me/1b5beef0 If you can't donate, Just repost 🐈 Just repost 🐈 Just repost 🐈

Whomst among us could have foreseen?

Could Jake Paul's next fight be against John "Two Jabs" Prescott?

It's still shit here

The Prime Minister should make a statement, immediately, to confirm whether UK missiles have been fired into Russia. Full statement below.

There is a very simple reason why the UK government refuses to acknowledge the genocide in Gaza. If they did, they would be admitting their own complicity in one of the greatest crimes of our time. End all arms sales to Israel, now.

Exactly. And this also applies to most of the West (and the rest) that have stayed silent.

Im celebrating International Men's Day by cooking a lasagne for my betrothed.

Still shit on here.

Can't be doing with woke sarnies. We didn't win ww2 singlehandedly with woke sarnies. Country's gone.

In the German-speaking world I'm the face of Stark & Dick, the premier cleaning solution for sticky messes. Sadly in the 2000s, my enemy Barry Scott stole the secret formula and repackaged it as Clit Bang, making millions in the process.

Could Jake Paul's next fight be against Sir Captain Tom Moore?

Free Palestine insha'Allah. Jail Netanyahu

My four favourite Pope Urbans

My four favourite bird nests (natural). As requested by @hurst.bsky.social

My four favourite screwdriver heads.

My four favourite Benedictine monks

My four favourite strains of the ebola virus.

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A second Tanski account has arrived on Bluesky