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“Office at Night” by Edward Hopper (1940), seen last night at the Walker Art Center in Minneapolis.

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🚨BREAKING: Federal Court GRANTS sweeping nationwide injunction against Trump DEI executive orders finding that they violate First and Fifth Amendments to the Constitution. A huge victory for @democracyforward.org and its clients. A stinging loss for Trump. Visit www.democracydocket.com for details.

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Capitulating to Putin will bring a huge cost.

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My Tinder bio days “I’m not good looking and I don’t have any money, but at least I sometimes drink too much.”

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Got a dinner invitation today, and responded by blatantly ripping off the @jefflyons.bsky.social aesthetic.

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Genuinely shocked at some of the top comments on Fox News’s post about Bill Burr on Facebook (of all places)

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The Gorge is not my kind of movie. Even if it is your kind of movie, I can’t imagine you won’t think it’s terrible.

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The arsenal of autocracy.

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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

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“Sovereign Wealth Fund” is just a sparkly name for a giant slush fund.

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Just started watching The Gorge and it’s not at all what I expected (a documentary about the Ponderosa buffet in the late 80’s / early 90’s.)

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My answer is also always the same: re-sort my baseball cards because I AM TWELVE

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Just had a thought that I realized almost immediately was pretty dumb and said out loud “Am I kidding me?” I live alone. Thank you for reading.

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I have an appointment at the bank on Monday. I’m applying for a new egg loan. Fingers crossed!

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$9 for eggs. Talk about the yolk of oppression.

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mac mcclung really saves the dunk contest every year then immediately returns to the g league like peter parker clocking in at the daily bugle

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I can’t even afford to walk on eggshells anymore.

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For Valentine’s, me & @pftompkins.bsky.social watched the latest SOUTHERN CHARM on Bravo then recorded our always fluid, often funny conversation about it here: open.substack.com/pub/weekendw...

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I will straight up use a “Seasons Greetings” coffee mug in February. IDGAF.

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Having feelings for someone is among the most high stakes thing humans do. If that person returns those feelings, nothing is better. It is euphoric. If they don’t, it’s a massive burden that seems almost unbearable. How did evolution allow this phenomenon to persist? Happy Valentine’s Day!!

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If you’re worried you aren’t saving enough for retirement, just keep in mind you probably won’t live that long.

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"why'd you leave med school?" [me debating lying or telling them I thought a guy with a bone sticking out his arm got stabbed with a bone]

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Beer & Bread: The Diabetes Game!

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Just came up with an awesome parody of a Donnie & Marie song. Will this be the idea that finally makes me rich?

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This is a flat-out, clear-cut violation of the First Amendment.

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I just read that Musk is going to require all US citizens to do a commercial for DraftKings *unpaid.*

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Just yelled at Hulu “WHO DO YOU THINK IS WATCHING I LIVE ALONE.” Sick of this crap.

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Which DOGE kid are you? Take the quiz.

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I’m not comfortable with the phrase “Jeopardy postseason”

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Super Bowl Sunday is what we everyday pole climbers call “amateur night.”

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Getting my pole climbing gear warm.

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When I was a kid, after a big Eagles win, you would go find a *secluded* pole to climb. Something with a little dignity. Now climbing a pole is all about “going viral” and being an “influencer” or whatever. Disgusting.

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