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"What does the money machine eat? It eats youth, spontaneity, life, beauty, and, above all, it eats creativity. It eats quality and sh*ts quantity." - William S. Burroughs

submitted 10 days ago • 41 comments

I love all the people commenting on Brewtwat James Watt’s LinkedIn specifically so he responds. As if all the responses aren’t written by some minimum wage minion who’s terrified of him but desperately needs the job.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone know where I can get an unsmashed burger in London? Seems impossible.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Your reminder that fishing accounts for 0.03% of the UK’s GDP. Screwing 99.97% of a country’s GDP to placate baying idiots who’ve never been in a trawler in their life is like setting fire to your house because the kitchen is untidy.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Can we use the passport gates again? #brexit #ukeutradedeal

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Just a reminder that we are net importers of fish and our entire fishing industry is worth around £1.1 billion. Our scrap metal industry is worth £8.3 billion. Our sex toy industry is worth more than fishing. Fishing angst is territorial dog whistling for dimwits. #brexit #eutradedeal

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

LinkedIn reducing - from five to three - the number of people I can see who viewed my profile as a means of getting me to pay them £60 to see more are missing one critical factor: I don’t give a fuck. #linkedin

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

New rule: we only get to celebrate decades old war victories when the lessons of those wars have been learned. #VEDay #VE80

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

I’m no scientician but hearing about all the elite runners running with pacemakers tells me all I need to know about their hearts, as I sit here eating crisps. #londonmarathon

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

I love that the World Coughing Championships is held every year at The Crucible at the same time as the World Snooker Championships. #wst #worldsnooker #worldsnookerchampionships

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

Poor Liam Lawson. Friend-zoned after two dates. Horner is on the record saying the car is utterly optimised for Max. Albon said the car got progressively harder to set up the more they developed it for Max. Red Bull are a one car team. #liamlawson #redbull

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Living definitely is easier with eyes closed.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Escalator sign is basically a starter’s guide to hand jobs.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

How come everyone on LinkedIn is energized?

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Remember when some people said “the world doesn’t need billionaires” and these other people went “oh, but they create wealth” and now they’re all on Facebook crying about how they got laid off by email.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Coal Tit just hanging out in my garden.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

I’m sure this made sense to someone in Coppa Club’s marketing department but I’m not sure how “with the sound up to support England” makes any sense in the real world. #grammarfail

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

The next James Bond movie will be a cheap Chinese made clone of the original Dr No that will set fire to your house while you sleep. #jamesbond #amazon

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

I wrote a joke in the style of comedy and guitar god @mrdavehill.bsky.social : I used to be an over-sharer but I had to stop because it always gave me a massive erection.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

I’m a middle-aged man who’s just done his first cardio session in 15 years. Can I expect my six pack to appear before or after lunch time? Thanks #fitness people.

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

@bsky.app your “Show less like this” does not work. I have repeatedly indicated this on an account that’s always on my feed, to the point where I have now blocked it.

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

I used to have a girlfriend called Savannah. She was plain.

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

Severance S2E4 was … well I was severed for the whole thing.

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Watching people trust AI with their life and plans is like watching that confident guy at the bar who swears blind he knows how to bump start a car then proves it by pushing his car downhill and straight into a tree.

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

Car production in the UK has hit a 70 year low because people haven’t got eleventeen million pounds to spend on a basic car.

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments