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Hi, I’m Bob and I live in Minneapolis. I finally made the switch from that other site after the Space Clown turned our good thing into a Nazi-loving hellscape. 🇺🇸 Army veteran and proud ally 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳. Costco Executive Member, so I’ve got that going for me.
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Last chance to vote for me in the Webby Awards. National Geographic are somehow in the same category as me and are making a big push, so I need your votes. Don't let this be a repeat of the time I lost to Ted Lasso! eatf.art/vote

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well i am sure this administration will take strong action to make sure food safety is a top priority going forwa… hold on i am getting an update

submitted 5 hours ago • 84 comments

“We have a system of checks and balances. A tyrant can always be stopped as long as congress has a spine.” Congress:

submitted 10 hours ago • 295 comments

Then resign

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“…members of the DOGE team asked that their activities not be logged on the system and then appeared to try to cover their tracks behind them, turning off monitoring tools and manually deleting records of their access…” What kind of shady s**t is going on here?? www.npr.org/2025/04/15/n...

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Under the Trump regime if you storm the Capitol and beat up police officers in the service of Trump, you get a pardon. If you peacefully protest against the slaughter of Palestinian Christians and Muslims you get deported.

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This from @anneapplebaum.bsky.social www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

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“As is evident, simply by looking at him, Dear Leader is in exquisite health, having the trim body of an athletic 23-year-old, the mind of an inquisitive genius, an the couth of the most refined men. Truly, the most perfect human walking among we lesser mortals. Praise God!” --The Court Physician

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Donold sends people with soccer tattoos to El Salvador and lets people with swastika tattoos go free.

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While Donald sets fire to America's economy, one of the members of his crazy cult set fire the the home of Pennsylvania's Democratic governor last night. www.newsweek.com/democrat-gov...

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Tariffs? Out of control. Prices? Skyrocketing. Emergency powers? He’s abusing them. And yet… not a single question about whether he’s even fit to serve. The math ain’t mathing.

submitted 7 days ago • 982 comments

This was three months ago.

submitted 6 days ago • 846 comments

Say it with us: “constitutional crisis”

submitted 6 days ago • 797 comments

The radical right are domestic terrorists. Full stop.

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Thou shalt ban insider trading, once and for all!

submitted 7 days ago • 173 comments

Science does not work like this. The only way you can set a timeline is if you have rigged the results in advance.

submitted 7 days ago • 1533 comments

Most birds have a fight or flight response. He forgot we’re flightless birds.

submitted 10 days ago • 109 comments

Former Republican congressman from Michigan 👇

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Last time he told you not "not to worry" half a million Americans died of Covid.

submitted 10 days ago • 2507 comments

Who needs covert Kremlin propaganda when we can now get it openly, from the member of Putin's inner circle who was visiting Washington last week?

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Adjectives I like…

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This is my friend Pam and her husband Ron. He is a Vietnam veteran. They have both been involved in POW causes for decades. Yesterday, at a hands off rally in St Joseph, Missouri, a man drove around them in his pickup yelling at them. MAGA folks are not patriots. They never were.

submitted 11 days ago • 111 comments

MAGA be like "he has a plan, he's playing chess not checkers" and the whole time he's literally just playing golf.

submitted 11 days ago • 352 comments

Can God get an amen?

submitted 12 days ago • 837 comments

Penguins are not finished protesting.

submitted 12 days ago • 105 comments

Attention White House: Thou shalt not joke about how you sent an innocent father of 3 to a gulag while his autistic son smells his shirts to remember him.

submitted 12 days ago • 550 comments

Just checked my 401(k).

submitted 12 days ago • 117 comments

Show some gratitude to the financial geniuses in the White House, America!

submitted 14 days ago • 502 comments

From the Department of Aging Poorly.

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This tracks.

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MSNBC just showed a montage of world leaders calling the USA idiotic, illogical, hostile, unhinged.... literally never seen anything like this. From the shining city on a hill to an object of global derision and contempt.

submitted 14 days ago • 1039 comments

Powerful voices from VA clinicians under attack. Veterans are going to see dramatic changes. The suicide rate is going to climb. Homelessness will go up. SecVA Collins knows and doesn't care. Great piece from my friend @krisgoldsmith85.bsky.social. Free read. open.substack.com/pub/onoffens...

submitted 13 days ago • 163 comments

He hates the military. We are just props.

submitted 14 days ago • 2133 comments

Wow who could’ve guessed that this would happen It’s almost as if USAID was a pillar of American soft power and influence in the world It’s almost as if it was entirely predictable that America’s adversaries would work to fill the void left by USAID’s destruction

submitted 14 days ago • 971 comments

I'm no good with patterns. Can someone help me out here?

submitted 14 days ago • 1295 comments

Today has been the single worst day for the market since… *checks notes* last time he was President.

submitted 14 days ago • 136 comments

Don't let up on Signalgate. The Mueller report cited rampant use of Signal as a means of obstruction of justice. The entire discussion is fait accompli. Also guarantee it is how everyone inside this thug WH communicates. Which means the law is being knowingly & deliberately violated every day.

submitted 14 days ago • 330 comments

We tried mass tariffs in 1828, and it crashed the economy. We tried again in 1930, and it crashed the economy. Third time’s the charm, I guess.

submitted 14 days ago • 1532 comments

This is injecting bleach for the entire global economy. And he's not just floating the idea: he's holding the syringe.

submitted 15 days ago • 737 comments

pro tip: if you can afford to blow $250 million on a losing campaign in Wisconsin, you can afford to pay a 90% top tax margin

submitted 15 days ago • 279 comments

real "smoke 'em if you got 'em" hours on U.S. social media right now

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