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acidoro.bsky.social
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cursed with a 26” waist

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it’s ridiculous the amount of things you gotta click to cancel hellofresh, it’s always like are you sure? like yeah obviously 🙄

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I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her Wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat And a six four Impala

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“free from preservatives” yeah expect the sugar

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i don’t want to be angry anymore

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how do you live? i don’t really want to travel the world, i just want to become a regular at a jazz bar and meet the love of my life there and eventually die at 28 by getting hit by a bus

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Remember to clear your spotify cache lmao

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running on 2 hours of sleep makes 2 broke girls extra funny to watch 😁 (it’s one my favourite shows)

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maybe my teeth dreams were my sub conscious warning me

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me unsubscribing from the news letter after using the 10% off welcome offer

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i hate dogs

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

used to always get dreams of my teeth falling out; being able to feel them all in my mouth and throwing them up, more and more teeth would follow it wouldn't stop

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

@sega-west.bsky.social re release billy hatcher and the giant egg cowards

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

its never lupus, have you tried… medicine drug?

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

anyone else’s mum used to threaten them by saying she’ll wash your mouth out with soap until you called her bluff and did it yourself?

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dating app but they only match you if your spotify playlists are similar

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just realised i can buy a foot spa

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just watched the episode “balance of terror” of star trek tos, wow

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i wonder if my neighbour likes my music as mush as i do :)

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everything happens for a reason unfortunately

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me if you even care

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

do you ever have a nightmare where it’s feels so real at the time and you feel trapped because what’s happing but you have no control and you just want everything to end and then wake up like woof glad i’m not that asshole because that situation suuucked

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

i don’t remember

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

if another website face fucks me with another slow scrolling cookie pop up i’m going to explode

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

i like the smell of oranges

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

my neighbours sound like hamsters

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

i apologise for my outburst

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

wish i could fall back asleep like it was the morning of a school day; just close my eyes for a minute

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

“are you even listing?!” … “nah sand in my ass”

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

lips chapped who’s leg you gotta hump to get a martini around here

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“alexa every light red… hahaha”

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

never mind found it- realised i could just use google lens also it’s brazilian not spanish :P youtu.be/xplwZU3mKTA?...

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

i’ve always looked at the roses but never really stopped to smell them

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

anyone know this one song that i think was spanish or something that has a nightcore like edit, there’s 2 edits on youtube one with the original cover with misato added on to it and one with the pokémon characters gold and crystal dressed as team rocket grunts

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

gangnam style doesn’t hit the same like it used to :/

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

krunk from week old tangerines

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

they should make teeth condoms for people with cavities so we don’t have to worry about spreading them when we kiss

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

my teeth hurt :,(

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

bro i got phantom xbox crab hand rn

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

i was about to post the most diabolical thing *like* ever but the voices in my head convinced me other wise, my therapist would have had me sectioned; immediately

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments