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she/they 🏳️‍⚧️ 26 | philly sports sufferer | bongo cat enjoyer | least consistent cs player | rhythm game extraordinaire (i pretend to be good at sdvx) links n' things: https://ashlee.gay
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jordan romano my beloved

mick abel my beloved

lesbian, bisexual, transgender, gay, dominant, and masochistic.

i feel like such a dumbass in my morning scrum trying to explain what i did yesterday bc like... wtf DID i do? am i even doing anything? how tf am i getting paid for this shit?

cs_agency is goated, i will not be accepting questions at this time

i love tom hamilton so much lmfao

hbd to meeeeee 🥳

i have easy access to micro center, Wawa, and HRT i was 100% born at the right time in the right place

i wonder how many people have listened to / know Touhou songs without having any clue that it's Touhou

Hi

I'm washed? I'm back? idk but I'm vibing either way :3

i know my glasses prescription is ass (like -8 with astigmatism) but it's not normal for anything remotely off-axis to be blurry, right? i've only had contacts for the past 15 years so i literally have no idea

i think i might have double dosed my ADHD meds and that was after i drank a red bull...i am going to see god

Nola pitches one game on national TV without the Rav4th inning and he's not looking like shit...really makes you think

I really need to meet whoever owns this car. this is the greatest application of bumper stickers I've ever seen in my life. and the vanity plate too

i'm sorry i've been slacking i promise i will drop the 4k merrill thing eventually but in the meantime here's this youtu.be/uirrNk0OFgU

He is gonna accidentally kill the pope or set fire to the sistine chapel or something

Nick Castellanos is going 5 for 5 with 3 home runs tonight

phanatic hats? jesus pitching on Easter? phillies by a billion

is this a turf war

can confirm BSH is in fact the best

"guys like to be stroked" is somehow not the weirdest thing I've ever heard on a baseball broadcast.

魚の尻

somebody is going to end up k*lling this ump omfg

i need a pro to bring this sticker craft to the major

THAT'S MY LEFT FIELDER

wait. since my grandpa is an italian citizen can i just claim jure sanguinis and gtfo if shit REALLY hits the fan in the states

Hi

i love john kruk

dolling myself up for my passport photo just to make it ten times more hilarious when you look and it says "gender: M" on it hahahaha i love this country

this site has the juice solely because of the dong bot

i picked ONE brave getting what i deserve tbh

IT'S ME I'M BITCHES

i love baseball

I was the team lead for our engineering group that designed the “glass” on these fridges. We had Alec Bohm come in every day for 4 months to stress test them. Ended up using a 82” thick sheet of epoxy for each door. The unit weighs 1,400lbs and has bankrupted our company.

happy opening day to all who celebrate