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Made my lady's favorite! Chicken with crushed pretzels, melted brie, seasoned apples, and apple brandy sauce

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Time for my quarterly work selfie! ....I promise I'm still alive, I'm just not as active on social media lately

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My dog has been acting weird the past few weeks, not eating much and not wanting to go on long walks like she used to. My vet told me today that she is experiencing grief and depression over my other dog's death and I don't know if I can handle that emotional bomb today

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This fucking girl

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Oh sweet, Amazon doesn't have my copy of Expedition 33 thanks to "supply chain issues." Have fun playing, friends who can. Sincerely, not jealous at all Chris

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A phrase I recently heard that I love and relate to is "I have too much fun for my bank account to be accumulating commas"

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My girlfriend: "Yeah I'm pretty sure Oblivion looked exactly like this back on my 360 when I played it in 2008." Honestly same. Watching the comparison videos is eye opening

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So it turns out that all my complaining before about how hard it would be to get in shape in my mid 40s was just me making excuses for my own laziness. Who would have guessed? 😅

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I had a coworker tell me I was in her dreams over the weekend and then giggle weirdly. That shit should be illegal

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Today I accidentally put on a size large shirt and it fit perfectly. Four months ago my 2xl was getting tight. Just a bit of willpower

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The perfect morning 😁

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Lol

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YOU CAN PET THE DOG IN BLUE PRINCE! REPEAT, YOU CAN PET THE DOG IN BLUE PRINCE!!! 100/10, goty

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Why am I working and not playing Blue Prince? Life is unfair

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Mini golf by the bay today! It was going to be the first time I ever beat my gf in golf (I was ahead by 6 strokes) and there was a "wheel of chaos" at the last hole and she spun "swap scores with your opponent." Sigh. Some day

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A million thanks to @muskelsmurf.bsky.social for the invite!!

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I still think the cookie baker in my office break room has the most sexual energy for a nonsexual object

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