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Screamed into the void long enough to become friends. Now we scream together, into a darker void..
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I think Trump's presidency is just him retiring and letting the kids run the shop. But the kids are mostly Nazis

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The mental illness is late onset conservatism

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After threatening us for two and a half years the company realized there is no positive benefit having the employees return to the office Which is the biggest indicator that we are all about to be forced into the office

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Trump wondering out loud if the doge cuts meant anything should get him impeached As president you don't get to not know things about the sweeping government changes your Twitter monkey clumsily did

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DND quote of the day. "To a skeleton a life sentence is only a weekend commitment"

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Potter heads are weirdos They can't do a vibe check Harry's kind of a piece of s*** He only likes people who go out of their way to help him He's rich as f*** but hasn't even given out a Christmas present A mocks people for being different Gives off, peaked in high school vibes Also a cop

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You can always determine if a company's pilot program will be successful. If the company wants the outcome, it will be successful, if they do not want the outcome, they will find a reason it failed.

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Has no one pointed out it's pretty messed up that a crowdfunding website allows someone who seems to purposely said the n-word to get nearly a million dollars?

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How badly interpreted is the wheel of time TV show? Imagine if you loved huckleberry finn and the show was about two lesbians bar hopping down a river. Just a vague resemblance

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We've hired the fat kid to be the security guard at the candy factory. We'll see if you can protect us from him

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Trump believes that his son Baron is great with technology because Trump can turn off a laptop, walk out of the room and Baron can turn it back on. This man is too old to be the president.

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I like the wrong video on Instagram. Now I'm getting a lot of fake veteran scam content. Just a obese dude pretending to have a podcast and a bunch of bots agreeing that he did counter sniping at last year's super bowl.

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In case you were wondering yes, the McMahon family has a long history of implying weird sexual relationships including incest. That's what they have in common with the Trumps.

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Today is the day Republicans honor our fallen veterans while betraying the values our heroes die for.

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We are currently in a situation where YouTubers and the news are attempting to explain how cutting Medicare but also spending more money is possible. Republicans don't understand basic math.

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Bible fun fact if you kidnap someone and sell them into slavery you are supposed to be put to death. This is in that part of Exodus that gives all the rules for slavery. Really makes you wonder how this section's been interpreted, historically speaking

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One of my favorite parts of the Bible is Genesis 42. There's a famine in Egypt and Jacob's family is starving. He enters the room and says to his children why are you all sitting around staring at each other there's food in Egypt Go get it. Give Dad from a sitcom vibes

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Every once in a while a black conservative woman tries to match me on a dating site. I'm like honey I think we're both race traitors here. We ain't getting along.

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Trump said Biden had stage 9 cancer because he's a f****** moron. That's really all it is

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