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I am currently losing my mind trying to understand a decision made about System.Numerics in #csharp. Any help from other data gremlins in the room would be tremendously appreciated. #dev #gamedev #dotNet #programming

I tried #balatro on steam and accidentally speedran getting to gold stake. I have done nothing but play yellow deck for the last two days. Pls send help. #steam #speedrun #pc

The quintessential #asexual experience is being bombarded with ads for Viagra/ED treatments the second you mention your ability to literally not give a fuck anywhere online. (Exept for Reddit, for some reason)

I love how Reddit's ad system has completely given up on trying to profile me, to the point that the unhinged promotions have become one of the reasons I stay on the platform.

I have acquired the legendary 350-page book on how to play a single #mtg card. It is shockingly good. Every #gameDev even remotely interested in strategy games needs to give this a read.

If programming languages were videogames: • #go would be Celeste • #rust would be DMC5

I think #sekrio is a perfect case study in managing player expectations as a #gamedev. Everyone bounces off the first playthrough because they mistakenly play it like a #souls game. An enemey like Armored Warrior that ignores vitality damage as the first mandatory boss could have prevented this.

"Let's make a simple #shader so that board pieces cast waves when dropped in water. And let's make it so that it looks nice when the water is flowing. It probably won't take that long. " 1 Week Later: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AU8... #indieDev #gameDev #mistakesWereMade

To those of you who are going to bring up source generators in C#: I see you, and I envy you. #rust #csharp #programming #programmingHumor #gameDev

One of the hilarious things about being #ace is that algorithms haven't a clue how to market to me. (Cis man btw) #lgbt

To the #godot and #lua game devs, how on Earth do you do your jobs without interfaces? Genuine question. Has the #rust trait system poisoned me, or do you all not know just how much you are missing out? #gamedev

Async Signal >> Jesse Signal

To people who fight over #programming languages: You know you can use multiple languages at the same time, right? Have you never heard of a dll file?

#asexual 🏳️‍🌈

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