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Un-fluencer. Mostly harmless dad typing dad jokes into my dad phone. Just me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lcmic7aufmdzn4fdxtclgowv/feed/aaaknv3nrggu4 Sometimes I paint: www.briancaron.com
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I don't know why, but I can't seem to get this song out of my head this morning open.spotify.com/track/2cNvI8...

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Aw, this shit is THE SHIT! (Me, taking a sip of my favorite herbal tea)

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

What are we going to do tonight, brain? Same thing we do every night: dream about trying to get from a place we've never been to, to a home we've never lived in.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Umami implies the existence of udadi

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

::Let's facial hair grow out:: Nah, don't like how this looks. ::Trims facial hair:: Worse, somehow. *repeat

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I guess I'm stupid, but if one of his XO's is blatantly illegal, just tell him to go wipe his ass with it?

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

The bad news about the internet is that every *awesome* idea you have has already been done by someone else. The good news is you can learn that really quickly.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

It was the worst of times, it was the holy smokes how much worse are things gonna get of times.

submitted 5 days ago • 5 comments

As a cheapskate, boycotting is my preferred method of civil disobedience. Heck, I'm already doing it where have you all been

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Gosh darn it, I'm just not prepared to transition from "hot" to "distinguished"

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submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Dems keeping their powder dry. Bone. Dry.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Trying to manifest spring by ordering pasta primavera. Sir, this is a Wendy's.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Future critics will agree this is the season that America jumped the shark.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Too many people have become the guy in It's a Wonderful Life who pulls all his money out of the Building and Loan just because he can, even after George explains he is screwing over his neighbors.

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

Me: Don’t look now but I think we’re being followed. Her: Did you forget that we’re towing an RV? Me: *weaving wildly* Christ, I can’t shake ‘em.

submitted 11 days ago • 4 comments

This machine kills fascists. That machine has to be pushed down a hill to jump start it. The machine over there ate my dollar bill

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

That unseasonably warm winter day when the entire town smells like dog poo

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

People don't take it to the bridge like they used to.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Arugula? I hardly knewgula!! (I can say anything here because nobody reads this)

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Comedy is not my day job. It's not my night job either. This is all pro bono, you're welcome.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

so far, artificial intelligence is genuinely stupid.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment