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acornhat.bsky.social
They/ Them lover of bugs, father to 6 beautiful ball pythons, writer, lesbian, woodland creature, future husband of @passionpeachy
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submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

submitted 42 days ago • 78 comments

Does anyone know where the love of god goes / when I'm late and I can't find my cellphone?

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Setting my sister straight about my #superbowl beliefs 😤

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

you know it's bad when even other mentally ill people are asking what the fuck is wrong with u 👍

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

I wish I felt like the crow I saw landing on a roof across the street with what appeared to be half a dinner roll in its mouth, instead of the human watching from my bedroom window bc I'm too depressed to leave the house

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Sex workers in Belgium are now entitled to health insurance, pensions, sick days, maternity leave, safety protections and formal employment contracts under a new law. This is the first law of its kind in the world.

submitted 169 days ago • 260 comments

idk what's going on with the Amazon fulfillment center near my house but every one of those blue trucks drives like it's their first time behind the wheel

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

I still think about the time my snake farted so loud in the middle of the night that my girlfriend woke up and thought we were under attack

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

If I started a band it would be called the Banned T-shirt so that all my merch would say "this is my banned t-shirt band t-shirt." ok, thanks.

submitted 169 days ago • 0 comments

Fertility clinic/ paternity testing center called "In Vitro Veritas" is that anything?

submitted 174 days ago • 0 comments

I love Joanna Newsom songs they are either a 10-15 minute long poetic epic that rips ur heart out of your chest and puts it back sideways or 2.5 minutes of the silliest nonsense you've ever heard, playing her entire discography shuffle is the ultimate gachapon of human emotion

submitted 184 days ago • 0 comments

As someone who has gotten thunked in the forehead by a reclining seat...yeah

submitted 184 days ago • 0 comments

SKEETING REAL 😬

submitted 185 days ago • 0 comments

My profile pic is my son by the way. His name is Dandelion. If you even care,

submitted 186 days ago • 0 comments

Does anyone else get hard, painful, fluid-filled welts in lieu of normal acne or am I just uniquely hated by god????

submitted 186 days ago • 0 comments

What is it called when you tweet on here? My beloved called it a "skeet" but I don't think that's right...

submitted 186 days ago • 0 comments