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i don't like websites anymore. they should get rid of them.

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rip eggbug #rip #eggbug

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

my favorite thing about this shitty website is how any time you scroll on mobile, you inevitably touch the kebab menu on every post, and it opens, covering 1/3 of the screen, and there's no way to dismiss it besides selecting an option

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unfortunately, this is my type 😮‍💨

submitted 449 days ago • 0 comments

something i learned recently is that you can put cheese on anything

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this banana is uncomfortably straight

submitted 510 days ago • 1 comment

beep beep

submitted 511 days ago • 0 comments

i add ONE neil cicierega song about piss to a playlist, and now spotify is giving me furry piss kink songs on discover weekly 🫠

submitted 514 days ago • 1 comment

app idea: you can add all of your friends to a group and at any point, anyone can press a button that they feel like hanging out, and if anyone else wants to hang out, they hang out

submitted 517 days ago • 1 comment

bro get your grody ass jpegs off my feed

submitted 526 days ago • 0 comments

really, cringeposting? in this economy?

submitted 526 days ago • 0 comments

bitches only want one thing, and it's pulsing, hard techno beats over ethereal, reverbed choirs

submitted 527 days ago • 0 comments

saw someone on the train yesterday doing a rubix cube, major hot girl shit

submitted 529 days ago • 0 comments

where are all the techno mechanicus posters on here

submitted 535 days ago • 0 comments

bluesky isn't as good as twitter because i only just now learned about techno mechanicus through fucking know your meme dot com

submitted 535 days ago • 1 comment

techno mechanicus? TECHNO MECHANICUS??? modernity is a cruel prank

submitted 535 days ago • 0 comments

how did i miss that lowtax fucking killed himself? did i forget??

submitted 535 days ago • 0 comments

i don't usually care about celebrities dying but i just started crying cuz i thought about hayao miyazaki dying, so uhh, gonna care about that one apparently

submitted 535 days ago • 0 comments

what uhhhhhhh what compelled you to post that?

submitted 535 days ago • 1 comment

having a body should be illegal

submitted 535 days ago • 0 comments

getting real sick of the inexorable march of time

submitted 535 days ago • 0 comments

reject taxonomic impulses, embrace the raw objective nature of matter, unfettered by semantic meaning

submitted 536 days ago • 0 comments

health influencers: listen to your body my body: consume nutritionally void pastes and starches, exclusively me: yes m'liege

submitted 536 days ago • 0 comments

i've decided to become a sextrance guy. i only listen to sextrance now.

submitted 536 days ago • 1 comment

do you ever think about how smoothies couldn't have existed before modernity

submitted 541 days ago • 0 comments

i try to offer as little as possible to popular strangers so that i can see how they treat people they think have nothing to give to them

submitted 543 days ago • 1 comment

kinda fucked up of religions to claim that the only point of your existence is to experiment, morally, on the nature of your soul before it returns to some mysterious dimension we have no access to (except through their power figures, ofc). big if true, though

submitted 545 days ago • 0 comments

having 0 tolerance for drama is a great way to not become friends with the cool kids

submitted 547 days ago • 0 comments

i don't like websites anymore. they should get rid of them.

rip eggbug #rip #eggbug

my favorite thing about this shitty website is how any time you scroll on mobile, you inevitably touch the kebab menu on every post, and it opens, covering 1/3 of the screen, and there's no way to dismiss it besides selecting an option

unfortunately, this is my type 😮‍💨

something i learned recently is that you can put cheese on anything

this banana is uncomfortably straight

beep beep

i add ONE neil cicierega song about piss to a playlist, and now spotify is giving me furry piss kink songs on discover weekly 🫠

app idea: you can add all of your friends to a group and at any point, anyone can press a button that they feel like hanging out, and if anyone else wants to hang out, they hang out

bro get your grody ass jpegs off my feed

really, cringeposting? in this economy?

bitches only want one thing, and it's pulsing, hard techno beats over ethereal, reverbed choirs

saw someone on the train yesterday doing a rubix cube, major hot girl shit

where are all the techno mechanicus posters on here

bluesky isn't as good as twitter because i only just now learned about techno mechanicus through fucking know your meme dot com

techno mechanicus? TECHNO MECHANICUS??? modernity is a cruel prank

how did i miss that lowtax fucking killed himself? did i forget??

i don't usually care about celebrities dying but i just started crying cuz i thought about hayao miyazaki dying, so uhh, gonna care about that one apparently

what uhhhhhhh what compelled you to post that?

having a body should be illegal

getting real sick of the inexorable march of time

reject taxonomic impulses, embrace the raw objective nature of matter, unfettered by semantic meaning

health influencers: listen to your body my body: consume nutritionally void pastes and starches, exclusively me: yes m'liege

i've decided to become a sextrance guy. i only listen to sextrance now.

do you ever think about how smoothies couldn't have existed before modernity

i try to offer as little as possible to popular strangers so that i can see how they treat people they think have nothing to give to them

kinda fucked up of religions to claim that the only point of your existence is to experiment, morally, on the nature of your soul before it returns to some mysterious dimension we have no access to (except through their power figures, ofc). big if true, though

having 0 tolerance for drama is a great way to not become friends with the cool kids

sex pests just existing everywhere and being popular in seemingly every community make me want to never talk to or trust anyone ever again

there's a remarkably high rate of Poster's Derangement on this web site

who the fuck is doug