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This kind of shit just isn't it. There's an entire galaxy of better ways to dunk on this horrible person.

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More in No, Other People: New poll: “America would be better off if more people worked in manufacturing.” • 80% of Americans agree • 20% disagree “I would be better off if I worked in a factory.” • 25% of Americans agree • 73% disagree • 2% currently work in a factory

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There is a severe problem happening in the bee world: Bees are dying & this year 2025 80% of the Bee population has died. This is catastrophic for the planet. So I am asking my sweetest friends with money & pull: lets get Honey Tree Healing Farm going to repopulate bees, trees & feed the world.

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The condescending tone is 🤌

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I agree completely

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Col. Nicola sure did! We're just lucky Washington acted as a modern day Cincinnatus, to say nothing of his endless faults in other respects -- like being a slaver.

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“you have to make a movement popular for normies to join” 👍🫡

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If you ever needed another reason to not go on one of these insult to Neptune disease barges here you go

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Literally, truly, beyond parody

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No hyperbole this woman is a hero

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Who could have possibly seen this coming 10 years ago

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It always boggles my mind that I, a journalist, am expressly forbidden from trading stocks, but members of Congress, with vastly greater knowledge of market-moving news, are allowed to profit by front-running markets, and so may profit by in essence stealing from the public they represent.

submitted 3 days ago • 409 comments

Members of Congress should never be allowed to trade stocks. Period.

submitted 4 days ago • 864 comments

Step 1: Be a sociopath Steps complete

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And I the Auroch

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Oh great this is like 50% of my partner's work portfolio great

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Pathetic there's no other words for it

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"You can't spell tariffs without FFS"

submitted 5 days ago • 29 comments

Never should have come to this. Banning AP is the closest thing you can do to banning the free press in one action

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Crassus says what

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Aaaaaaand it's depleted

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A: We've established it's not one B: How about we stop wasting time & resources and instead focus on reintroducing more recently extinct species that, you know, are relevant? Begin the #AurochRenaissance

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Have you seen the markets? They crashed the Dow. It literally tanked Heebee. It brought down the TOPIX with banks. It's literally hitting the Russell. It probably tanks the Hang Seng. Dude he crashed the Gumpy. It's hitting the Kospi original. It's reached the Poob.

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#twinkmarket

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Good news. The American empire is falling. Bad news. I’m an American

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Get an e-book or start listening to audiobooks (latter makes all chores easier. Posting 9 audiobooks so far this year)

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Disenfranchising scores of veterans all at once famously goes well for those in power

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I don't think I've ever seen someone destroy their own career with such elegant simplicity.

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The six riders

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