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actuallysdjt.bsky.social
What is man but a miserable puddle of Powerade?
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"Do you prefer Steve or Stephen?"

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(つ◕ ◕)つ ❤️ ᴜᴡᴜ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏ ᴍᴏᴜꜰ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴍᴜsᴛ sᴄʀᴇᴍ ❤️

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"We're fraternal twins. We're twins that don't look alike." Then who the fuck cares?

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Did the black Power Ranger grow a finger when he morphed?

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Ethereum is temporary, grapes are forever.

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So I woke up at 3:00 in the morning and I grabbed my phone because I had a thought and I wanted to write it down before I forgot. I opened up my notes app to see what it was and it said "Ethereum is temporary, grapes are forever." What's wrong with my brain?

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Kermit the Cuck

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Ncuti Gatwa answers the question: What if Bugs Bunny was super hot?

submitted 78 days ago • 12 comments

me: *holds up drawing* is this the guy? witness: that looks nothing like him me: *furiously shaking Etch-a-Sketch* YOU DO IT THEN

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String cheese is just cheese bananas

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Guy Fieri visits the #CriterionCloset

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How it feels to chew five frogs...

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I stand by it. @lucahjin.bsky.social

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That'll put hair on your pencil.

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I've been blocked by someone for the first time on BlueSky. I genuinely didn't mean to have it happen, but I gotta say, even that seems more polite and civil over her as opposed to the bird app.

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How many calories are in a butterfly?

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Whoa! Tracy Chapman just flew past me on the highway doing about 120.

submitted 95 days ago • 18 comments

I can't stop fucking thinking about this...

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I thought this was Wicked.

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When you remember that George Clooney was originally supposed to start in Jack Frost, the look of that snowman makes more sense.

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Oh, just one more thing, then I'll be out of your hair.... henshin

submitted 100 days ago • 23 comments

I'm just going to start telling everyone I went to Julliard. They can't check that.

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Sometimes I need to get my cursed thoughts out.

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Anime Villain: striking, visually distinct design, a powerful ability with a dark undertone, a complex motivation that may be driven by a tragic past or twisted ideology, and a charismatic and manipulative personality. Animal Villain: Crocodile

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What would happen if you showed a shark a video of a shark? Would it understand it? What if when it breaches you poured beer down it's throat. What would it do? There's so much we don't know about sharks.

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My 6 butlers pissing on my bed in unison: Good morning sir.

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me: Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Pepsi Max, it all tastes the same. my waitress, about to challenge me:

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Coyotes are the McDonald's Sprite of the canine world.

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