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i made a stupid meme about #evangelion

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

What am I supposed to say to my normie 18-year-old coworkers when they ask me what video games I play. "Oh yeah I play these indie games you've never heard of. I play TF2 it came out before you were born." Is there actually an answer that doesn't make me sound like a jerk or a weirdo.

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

I DON'T WANT A CHINESE CENTURY! I DON'T WANT IT!

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

The question for the ages: can the Witch Doctor song still be a bop if the lyrics can be construed as a bit racist

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Me reading the Bible 🤝 Me with a grindr date Finishing Joshua in no time at all

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Hm. Maybe I should post that one Natalie Portman line from the Star Wars prequels. I wonder if anyone else has thought of doing that.

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Hail to ye, all my new, loyal subjects. It pleases me to inform you that I found a genie in a lamp, which is why I am now God-Emperor of Earth and why I have a ten foot cock. As for my third wish? From now on, sneezing has a 0.001% chance of exploding your head. You're welcome.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

The tribunal has found you guilty and sentences you to 1000 years of clapping on the airplane

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

Me: My comrade, my contubernalis, I wish you only the best in the rest of your days. May your heart and your Way be in harmony, such that the Way you have chosen brings you nothing but strifeless happiness. My grindr hookup [pulling on his underwear]: Yeah, okay, thanks man. Cool.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

This meeting could have been a bad tinder date

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

This meeting could have been a wake

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

This meeting could have been a snug bug in a rug

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

This meeting could have been a single flower, the last of its kind, perched precariously on a mountain top

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

This meeting could have been something incomprehensible that changed the trajectories of our lives forever

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

This e-mail could have been a meeting

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

This meeting could have been a fist fight

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

This meeting could have been a kiss on the lips

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

The forced perspective stuff they were doing in LOTR was too convincing. All the guys who played hobbits are just tiny men in my mind. I have never seen them next to each other but I fully believe Elijah Wood reaches at most up to Ian McKellen's waist.

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

Yikes. The wind is blowing cold and cruel over the landscape. Kinda problematic.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Holy fucking shit I finally got through the entire Pentateuch, almost exactly at the time I predicted I would be done with the entire Bible. I expect the Nevi'im is going to be a blast by comparison.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

I keep clicking on YouTube meme compilations with titles like "tiktoks that radiate vine energy" or "tiktoks that honor the memory of vine" and they always disappoint. Tiktok memes are just not as good. Why do I keep clicking them, hoping for something different.

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

I will think "Oh my god he is the msot beautiful man I've ever seen" about a complete stranger at least 3 times a day

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

Seeing a selfie you posted and clicking through to your bio and double-checking your gender identity so I know whether or not I can be attracted to you

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

White boy at Chinese restaurant orders in ancient and forbidden tongue, CURSES waitstaff for a thousand generations! Fortunately the curse was bad crops and none of them work in agri so all is well 👍

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

Boooo! We hate your nefarious pussy!

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Americans really will freak out about fluoride in tap water and then subsist exclusively off mineral water which averages like twice as much fluoride as tap water (.7 ppm vs 1.5 ppm)

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

I know what my purpose in life is. I know what I was born to do. I am also privileged to be able to do it right now. I'll get around to doing it eventually.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

When the Worker's People's Revolutionary Worker's Red Militia of Revolutionary Justice of Workers seizes the machinery of state our first order of business will be to ban all historical romance books that promote the petty-bourgeois fantasy of aristocracy. Knight porn is counterrevolutionary.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Progressive white person with no black friends, talking to a black person: "I mean, it's like the pot calling the kettle... uh... metallic."

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Somewhere out there, a guy who wants to fuck dragons is getting cancelled by other people who want to fuck dragons because the dragons he wants to fuck are fat

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

In a way I am my own sugar daddy in that I keep buying myself treats

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

What makes Family Guy revolutionary is that it is a comedy about an American, suburban, middle-class family. On top of that, they're kind of supposed to be a "prototypical" family so when the show makes fun of them, they're making fun of all of America. Like, no one has really ever done this before.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

I don't get people who are pro DEI, like those guys are constantly trying to take over the entire tri-state area. Dr. Doofensmirtz is not a cool dude, guys. I don't care if I get cancelled for this: fuck Doofensmirtz Evil Incorporated.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

jan pi toki pona o! ni li pipi anu akesi anu soweli anu seme? ona li akesi tawa mi. anu pipi soweli.

submitted 41 days ago • 13 comments