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7 pm and the kids are out of the house tonight

If You Think The Democrats Should Mention Trump Deporting A Two-Year-Old U.S. Citizen Without Process, Just Remember The Last Time You Sat Next To A Two-Year-Old On A Flight To D.C., By Matthew Yglesias

Naturally the way eugenics returns to American political discourse is the failson president shitposting about the NFL draft

So, uh, it certainly looks like DOJ intended to file a letter to Judge Liman in MTA v. Duffy, but….it accidentally filed a letter containing its legal advice to the Department of Transportation instead storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Trump's worst lust is to prove everyone is as greedy and amoral as he is. Honor to all those who disobey.

A Border Patrol official arrested a 19 yo citizen from Albuquerque in Arizona who didn’t have ID on him, claimed he ‘admitted’ to illegally crossing the border, abducted + ICE imprisoned him for 10 days, and would have deported him to Mexico if his family hadn’t tracked him down and provided his ID.

Every day I wake up to a post that’s like “wow who would’ve thought?? Count Chocula, welcome to the resistance. Trix Rabbit go fuck yourself you nazi scum”

Florida 65 - Houston 63 (plus processing fees) #edsbscharitybowl

NO REALLY

This #Auburn fan is ready to hang a Number One Overall Seed banner. #WDE

oh my god lmao. I was just walking Miga and a lady with a funny little dog was by our door ME: Oh! Hey little buddy! HER: Don’t be fooled by his looks! He’s bad! ME: *faux gasping* He’s BAD?? HER: He’s a bad boy! ME: But he’s wearing a sweater! HER: Bill Cosby wore a sweater!!!!

🚨 JFC, per pool: Trump complained that the U.S. doesn't produce its own pharmaceuticals any more and talked about disparities in global prices. “We’re going to be announcing very shortly a major tariff on pharmaceuticals.” He said that will bring pharmaceutical production back to the U.S.

CHAMP CHOMP 🐊 Florida has won its third national title in program history, its first since 2007.

He did it again bsky.app/profile/hous...

Yes but Houston accomplished the college basketball thing that matters most: giving an all-time loss to Duke

Never in doubt

Seriously!

this is the way

My family is heading to Europe next weekend. I’ve told them all to turn off FaceID before they reenter the US.

Saying yes because I know by the time this competition's contracts are formalized, Happy Meals will cost $100 each. Checkmate

With that swing no way he won the tournament.

Mood

thinking about the amount of context necessary to explain to someone from 2010 what people are protesting with signs reading "cheap eggs not measles" or "tax the rich, not the penguins"

Them titties looking good though.

All of America’s supposed enemies this morning

Man is out there taxing the penguins

This is true: The Trump administration said it has imposed a 10% tariff on the British Indian Ocean Territory, whose only inhabitants are the U.S. and U.K. service members at the military base on Diego Garcia.

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social PTKU x Homefield Apparel team up?