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My first short story for the YA marketplace was St. Patrick's-themed. I'm still fond of it, and I'm still fond of giving it away on this, the most St. Patrick's-themed day of the year. #freekindle #freeebook #promotionalhashtags www.amazon.com/Kiss-Me-Im-I...

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I know you're mad, but that's no reason not to acknowledge how well I've closed the barn door now

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Pretty crazy what's going on in the stock market. But this gives the opposition a clear way in. Next election, the Democrats must stand as one and proclaim that they will be the party of corporate profits

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They should have Bluesky finisher packs that show you accounts so cringe you log off

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(to the tune of "Islands in the Stream") I’m a lumberjack And I am okay Sleeping through the night Working all day long Cutting down the trees Having buttered scones And wearing bras like a woman, uh-huh I just wish I were a girl like—Papa

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Well, it's true that our party's tactics (doing what rich assholes tell us) have changed over time. But rest assured that our values (doing what rich assholes tell us) remain unchanged

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Something I appreciate is that Reddit is obviously a vast and diverse place with a forum for every kind of preference, interest and political opinion, but you can still criticize something as "Reddit" and everyone knows exactly what you mean

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My secret as a writer? I never judge my characters. Well, except the one who stole twenty bucks from me. Fuck that guy

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I still don't understand Zeno's paradox. I feel like I'm getting closer, though

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The Notebabadook. Is this anything

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I was working on something during the speech and murmuring what I was typing aloud and by complete coincidence said "lunatics" at the exact same time as Trump. Troubling

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Thinking about serving the interests of capital. What are some good interests of capital to serve

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The fact that 'Myra' is an anagram of 'Mary' takes on interesting implications here

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in 2011 i has broke as hell but found a really cute jacket for like 80% off. i was so happy, it felt like finding a box of money. and i felt so good wearing it. then steve jobs died and a guy wearing my jacket was photographed crying in front of the apple store. worst day of my entire life.

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We need to stop getting hung up on issues that divide us (policies that help you) and focus on the common good (policies that help me, ideally at your expense)

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Let's just hope he goes easy on the Pepsi #Oscars

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I figure we’ll know if the boycotts are having an impact or not by if we suddenly see a surge of hectoring articles asking why aren’t more Millennials buying jumbo wicker baskets or some shit

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(being eaten by a hippopotamus) Actually, this only reflects poorly on you, the hippopotamus. History will ultimately look more kindly upon my decisions here

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"oh no!" - me when my precious Zone has been Flooded

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Jobs suck ass. I am against any politician who threatens to create more.

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This role really took me into my comfort zone. In fact, I asked the director to bring me an extra-fluffy pillow

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I bet this is a rough time of year for groundhogs as they really confront the fact that no one's interested in what else they have to say

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Monoliths are not a monolith

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Due to popular demand I have decided to transform into a magnificent golden eagle

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So when you’re on here, darling, can’t you keep from Posting cringe? What’s on your feed here, no one really needs here, Posting cringe If you could — please just try, when online, to be good

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There is no conflict between science and religion. Unless we make both of them share a small apartment

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I'm firmly against censorship. Any post advocating for censorship should be removed from this platform.

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YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown you can SEE HIM he is playing in town you should go and have a good time

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CALLER: Help, 911, help! My child is sick! ME: Realistically, what do you expect us to do about it CALLER: Please! He's having trouble breathing! ME (very wisely): This is a distraction. We need to focus on structural issues

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The other side is so stupid, but they can't see it, because they isolate themselves in an echo chamber. I know, because I posted this somewhere else earlier today, and everyone in my community agreed and told me I was smart

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You should not do my homework for me because it is easy, but because it is hard

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Name one movie scene transition that couldn't be improved with "Hey Nineteen" by Steely Dan. You know, we hear the twang at the end of the last scene and we cut to the next when the beat starts. The first movie to do this will win every Oscar, except, in cruel irony, Best Song

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One thing I do support about Musk is our going to Mars. I hope it happens this term. We have a plaque on the Moon signed by Richard Nixon, I want Mars to have a long weird Truth Social post from Trump about how "Wheel of Fortune" got too woke

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We’re not a regular society, we’re a cool society

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ELON: (replying to picture comparing 90s Lara Croft’s breasts to current day Lara Croft’s breasts posted by account called Western_Gaming) Woke must be stopped. GRIMES: Elon please call me back. Your sickly child Morty Mechahitler got cut in half looking at a photo of a Cybertruck.

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Americans are so blind. Standards of living are so much higher in other countries. Every time I go to Europe I'm in a nice hotel all week, eating out at restaurants, enjoying tourist attractions. In America I have to work. I blame capitalism

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Look What Sign You Made Me Tap

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MILLENNIALS: Gen Z will save us GEN Z (typing into ChatGPT): how to save millennials

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Tangential but as I've said before, any politician from any party who stressed being Tough On Crime with scamming/phishing/preying-on-the-computer-illiterate etc., promising to track those guys down and lock them up in the most crude and hamfisted way you can think of, would win in a landslide

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Politicians should get to release their approval rating of the people, too, so it's fair

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Just tweeted “Reddit-ass society” in reply to some news post and three hundred Congresspeople resigned in shame

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I don't know who needs to fear this

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Do NOT let Donald Trump distract you from how beautiful I am

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I also think there's a weirdly strong correlation between liberals who touted reading books as some kind of political act/virtue and liberals who specifically used Harry Potter as their badge of pride in this arena, which, well, deep sigh

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