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They Asked Magic 8-Ball Questions. The Answers Sent Them Spiraling.

Had to cop @bleakhousing.bsky.social’s new book, horror novel about a malevolent trailer park in Indiana. I grew up in Indiana & can attest to the veracity of such a claim.

In light of the WSJ story about the USAF's decades-long role in fomenting UFO paranoia (including through an only recently discontinued hazing practice), today strikes me as a good day to re-up this essay about my encounter with a society of UFO enthusiasts: www.thebulwark.com/p/drone-hyst...

Eff it, Costco pizza at 10:59am on a Tuesday

This is the worst blurb I’ve ever seen on a book

Me when I whack the weeds

MOUNTAINHEAD has a Jamal Kashoggi joke that had me dyingggggg Jesse Armstrong make a TV movie once a year every year for the foreseeable future plz @ thank u

I ate his liver and then…yada yada yada

it is funny that I somewhat rebelliously got into film as the "lower art form" when I was in school reading the great books, and now I feel like I'm championing film as the "high art form" in a sea of short form slop. But I didn't move, culture did

Detroit-style deep dish pizza or gtfo

(Dickinson, obviously)

in the 1990s videogame magazines had ads like this but it was literally exactly like this complete with the food and jeans leaving you trying to figure out what game it was advertising, then at the bottom in fine print it'd say aero the acrobat and something jarringly sexist for absolutely no reason

Sorry, incorrect. The answer we were looking for is "*Detroit* is the capital of US pizza. Detroit. Thanks for coming.

I never got into Mars Volta bc I couldn’t forgive At The Drive-In for breaking up

Some smart editor had better commission @philipchristman.bsky.social for 5K words on the new Superman movie

This isn't just about them. It's about ALL prominent anti-fascist academics who are offered the chance to move from Yale to the University of Toronto.

Sasha on Joshua, a terrible beauty @sashafrerejones.bsky.social

Listening to the new Thom Yorke in the Target parking lot

Tucking a sign that says PRESS into my Carhartt beanie

coming of age politically in the bush years meant pickling myself in rage and paranoia and incurious cynicism, and mostly being right. right for the wrong reasons. I feel bad for another generation for whom the value of knowledge and organization will be far from self-evident. as it was with us

Let’s really poke the hornets nest: Taylor Swift, Tortured Poets Department

So back in 2017, comics trying to figure out how to joke about Trump, how to parody him, was like splitting the atom. Late nights with coffee and Jack Handey. And now…every comic does TrumpVoice. And it gets laughs. It is easier than ever to make fun of him, and have it land.

Madonna, Ray of Light

SURPRISING: we interviewed a hundred women and this is apparently the ideal male body type!

Incredible book!