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Teenagers just think violence and money are cool. You'd solve most of the messaging problem by having Bernie Sanders drive a Jesko and carry a Kalashnikov.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Wally Criswell said that Satan doesn't know when the Second Coming will be, so he keeps around some JV Antichrists he can promote if the big show kicks off.

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Flawless. A two-state solution where the second state is us? I love it. Everyone will be miserable. No notes.

submitted 125 days ago • 1 comment

Irithyllian outrider mantles with aurora veil, Age of Fire (Late)

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

Unlike you, I got my news from a reliable source

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments

Earnestly believing that we're on the cusp of solving human mortality and reconfiguring every part of your life to ensure that you survive long enough to see it is like taking Pascal's Wager with terms set by Yog-Sothoth.

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

I think Christians have responsibilities towards other professed Christians that maintain defective or even reprehensible varieties of the faith. You can't tell between wheat and tares.

submitted 194 days ago • 1 comment

A number of people in Sunday school were dismayed at the last chapter of the book. This is unsurprising, because the last chapter is an ad.

submitted 195 days ago • 1 comment

You should be incredibly suspicious of anyone selling you joy, especially if they're wearing vestments.

submitted 214 days ago • 1 comment

Bros I really don't know that Fanny Crosby would have stormed the Capitol

submitted 226 days ago • 1 comment

"I bet you didn't know they put In God We Trust onto our money to curry favor with God and destroy the Confederacy" great! good! based, actually!

submitted 240 days ago • 1 comment

>ecofeminist theology >look inside >it's german idealism

submitted 240 days ago • 0 comments

20th-century theology always begins with discussion of the "crisis of relevance" faced by Christian thought and it's interesting to look back and realize that we absolutely failed to meet it.

submitted 241 days ago • 1 comment

reading the sunday school book again

submitted 247 days ago • 1 comment

"During an antidemocratic attack on an elected body, a weirdo offered a prayer. Yet mere hours earlier, as a part of its regular order, a member of the clergy chosen by that SAME body ALSO offered a prayer."

submitted 254 days ago • 1 comment

If the Little Russian Philokalia doesn't solve absolutely every spiritual problem I have I'm going to snap like a twig.

submitted 257 days ago • 0 comments

Confounding all "God-talk is metaphor" snoots by doing theology through exemplary onomatopoeias.

submitted 265 days ago • 1 comment