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adamisdead.bsky.social

I don't feel threatened I feel myself I am accepted I am the rainbow I am content I don't remember what I did Mostly at home making bad jokes or talking about movies and music

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How many times do you think I could get away with saying "explanation point" instead of "exclamation point" in conversation?

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I'm not joking when I say this is my favorite Donald Sutherland movie. RIP. Everton is the dominant species. I. AM. EVERTON.

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🎥 (I watch a trailer for a new horror sequel or remake) Me: "Doesn't look great but I've gotta see it" 6 years later Me: "Hey I never got around to that, I should watch it" (I don't)

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When I die bury me face down, ass up, that's the way we like to

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I think hair conditioner might actually work

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chrome extension that attempts to purchase every url you misspell

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My "social" HAS no "skills"... ...my "social" NEEDS no "skills"...

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This post HAS no context... ...this post NEEDS no context...

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Me walking into the mediator's office to sign my divorce paperwork

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📽 The opening of Cliffhanger is pure trauma. Love seeing Michael Rooker again tho.

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I'm not sure subsisting on caffeine for the first 80% of the day and weed for the last 20% of the day is sustainable

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Oingo Boingo went so hard with Dead Man's Party and I don't think we appreciate that enough in these here 2020's

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🎶 A weakling... 🎶 weighing 98 pounds... 🎶

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📽 kiinda fucked up that Frodo waited until the last second to tell his 3 closest friends that he was leaving forever. Like "hey will you guys come with me to see Bilbo and Gandalf sail into the unknown?" How long of a carriage ride out to those docks? Not a word of warning.

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Belle and Sebastian aren't even in the same movie

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"Mandy, you're beautiful but like this is kinda giving me diaper"

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"Bob Wallace... Phil Davis... the time has come to lip sync... for your LIFE!" 📽

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I just don't think Jimmy Fallon needed his own ice cream flavor

submitted 496 days ago • 1 comment

Whenever I'm feeling bad I just need to remember that DJ Khaled thought he could play guitar

submitted 506 days ago • 0 comments

More honest dating profile: "After work you can find me: standing over the sink eating a hardboiled egg with a little bit of salt"

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Jews calling for a cease fire have taken over Grand Central ✊ Tell me again how they’re marginal. Absolute nonsense.

submitted 524 days ago • 33 comments

🎥 Adrienne Barbeau's character Stevie in The Fog really had life figured out before all the ghost pirate shit. "I'm just gonna fuck off to this lighthouse and play music all day" Goals Stevie... goals

submitted 526 days ago • 1 comment

Last night's movie 🎬 outing: Lamberto Bava's 1985 chaos stacked Demons with live score + post movie concert by Claudio Simonetti's Goblin. The synths hit so much harder live, absolutely fantastic 👏

submitted 526 days ago • 1 comment

It's me - this is a self observation 😐

submitted 528 days ago • 0 comments

Single dads get one good family picture and it ends up in like every room in the house.

submitted 528 days ago • 0 comments

How many times do you think I could get away with saying "explanation point" instead of "exclamation point" in conversation?

I'm not joking when I say this is my favorite Donald Sutherland movie. RIP. Everton is the dominant species. I. AM. EVERTON.

🎥 (I watch a trailer for a new horror sequel or remake) Me: "Doesn't look great but I've gotta see it" 6 years later Me: "Hey I never got around to that, I should watch it" (I don't)

When I die bury me face down, ass up, that's the way we like to

I think hair conditioner might actually work

chrome extension that attempts to purchase every url you misspell

My "social" HAS no "skills"... ...my "social" NEEDS no "skills"...

This post HAS no context... ...this post NEEDS no context...

Me walking into the mediator's office to sign my divorce paperwork

📽 The opening of Cliffhanger is pure trauma. Love seeing Michael Rooker again tho.

I'm not sure subsisting on caffeine for the first 80% of the day and weed for the last 20% of the day is sustainable

Oingo Boingo went so hard with Dead Man's Party and I don't think we appreciate that enough in these here 2020's

🎶 A weakling... 🎶 weighing 98 pounds... 🎶

📽 kiinda fucked up that Frodo waited until the last second to tell his 3 closest friends that he was leaving forever. Like "hey will you guys come with me to see Bilbo and Gandalf sail into the unknown?" How long of a carriage ride out to those docks? Not a word of warning.

Belle and Sebastian aren't even in the same movie

"Mandy, you're beautiful but like this is kinda giving me diaper"

"Bob Wallace... Phil Davis... the time has come to lip sync... for your LIFE!" 📽

I just don't think Jimmy Fallon needed his own ice cream flavor

Whenever I'm feeling bad I just need to remember that DJ Khaled thought he could play guitar

More honest dating profile: "After work you can find me: standing over the sink eating a hardboiled egg with a little bit of salt"

Jews calling for a cease fire have taken over Grand Central ✊ Tell me again how they’re marginal. Absolute nonsense.

🎥 Adrienne Barbeau's character Stevie in The Fog really had life figured out before all the ghost pirate shit. "I'm just gonna fuck off to this lighthouse and play music all day" Goals Stevie... goals

Last night's movie 🎬 outing: Lamberto Bava's 1985 chaos stacked Demons with live score + post movie concert by Claudio Simonetti's Goblin. The synths hit so much harder live, absolutely fantastic 👏

It's me - this is a self observation 😐

Single dads get one good family picture and it ends up in like every room in the house.

"Love this I'm gonna screenshot this" Screenshots it "Oh there's a save button" Saves an extra copy for no possible reason

Phantom of the Opera serving that baseball couture

say funny heart or honey fart ten times fast

hit 'em with the ol' rizzle jizzle