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watching love is blind as a gay person is so crazy. like wdym he didn’t vote and you picked him anyway. wdym you’re mad your fiancée slept with someone casually before meeting you. wdym people find it weird you introduced your sister to a guy you almost dated. i don’t get het logic

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

this is plagiarism

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

DEAR BUSINESSES. STOP ADVERTISING TO ME. IF I WANT SOMETHING, I WILL FIND IT.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

the utility of having friends who use multiple sets of pronouns is that when you talk about your friends to other people you can sound way more popular than you actually are. this frees up time in your schedule that you otherwise would’ve spent worrying about if anyone thinks you’re lame

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

my friend has started using the term “greenlighting” to describe how this guy tries to get her attention through his ig stories like gatsby across the water and it is a. delightfully apt. name for this behavior

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

how could peter piper have picked a peck of pickled peppers? because if the peppers are pickled surely they have already been picked; he can’t be pulling pickled peppers off the vine or bush or whatever. mr piper you have some explaining to do. mr piper answer me

submitted 6 days ago • 59 comments

dave on love is blind is radiating pure evil

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

u ever look at a man’s hands and they’re bright fucking red and cracked to all hell?? what the fuck is that. doesn’t that hurt?? please moisturize. what is going on. why do so many men have these chapped ass hands

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

there is no greater joy than getting to show the gnome-mobile to people who have never seen it and are prepared to appreciate it

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

just heard a parent say that his daughter, who is not a middle child, “has the personality of a middle child” which is a crazy way to announce to the whole office that you think your kid sucks to hang out with

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

just saw someone brag about a 4.5 star uber rating……girl on the scale of uber ratings a 4.5 means you’re probably a mild to moderate menace. do you realize how much it takes for someone to not give the full five stars on an uber ride. it can’t have been just a little bit bad

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

the autistic urge to reassure a friend who’s apologizing for something they don’t need to apologize for by recapping the entire interaction from my perspective so they can fully appreciate that at no point was i ever annoyed or mad or upset with them bc how else could they truly believe i wasn’t mad

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

one of my coworkers went to our admin team on my behalf because she noticed i was being unfairly impacted by one of our policies and she convinced them to change it. i love her!!!! i did not ask for this, and she didn’t even tell me until after the new policy was approved. like wtf that’s so nice

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

i love when my famous friend posts nonsense while we’re all on a call and then when i log on later i see that their reply guys are interacting so earnestly and with no context. they don’t know these posts are weird shitpost variants of something one of us said on call. hilarious & delightful

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

i love to Wake Up in a morning

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

i desperately wish i had some cape cod kettle cooked sweet & spicy jalapeño chips rn

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

am i, as a person who grew up in connecticut, legally allowed to get into whittling as a hobby, or would that be appropriating ozarks culture or something

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

been yammering at my friend about d20 for nearly a year and he FINALLY watched fantasy high im so happy

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

it is feeling extra extra extra mentally taxing to exist in the world rn

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

there’s -13 windchill rn and i’m abt to be so brave and go outside and walk around the block to get hot chocolate and a donut. fuck it. maybe i’ll go crazy and get a bagel too

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

my homebrewed conspiracy theory is that the HER app continues to circulate old profiles that aren’t in use but aren’t deactivated because i simply refuse to believe that there are this many adults in 2025 who think it’s acceptable to have five different snapchat dog filter photos on their profiles

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

i feel like most of our large-scale cultural practices based on the honor system have become obsolete at this point but for whatever reason prescriptions remain untouched by this collective degradation in trust. you can just pick up anyone’s prescription if you know their name, birthday, and can pay

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

edibles are for the winter and joints are for the summer

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments