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i just inhaled four cookies because my wife can't eat gluten, i'm saving their life

best soundtrack of all time is absolutely and definitively romeo + juliet (1996) i couldn't tell you the last time i've watched the movie but still my statement stands

Y'all mf's till posting on Twitter

"... And that's why Daft Punk's Derezzed from the Tron Legacy soundtrack is perfect background music to eat ass to. Thank you for coming to my TED talk."

youtu.be/J92eJm1_WxU?... The closest I've been to rehab was the psych hospital but this song has had a grip on me since the first time I heard it. There are lyrics in this track that floor me to this day, it's just so raw and emotional and important to me. Also now I'm a bald bearded guy like him.

My psychiatrist has my profile labeled as "cicada" what does that mean

When you embark on a quest for revenge, dig first two graves. Hauling all that dirt around is good exercise and you're gonna need to build your strength for all the killing you're about to do.

Go Nagai was operating on a frequency none of us could truly comprehend

born too late for: quaaludes born too early for: knowing what Roblox is born just in time for: shooter on rails arcade game where you have to save Aerosmith

Wait are you telling me my birthday is during mental health awareness week? I'm very aware my mental health is garbage, it's like the week was truly designed for me

Therapist says I'm his favorite client I'm basically winning at life, boys

today was definitely A Day but my life would be nothing without Tracie in it thanks to everyone who made some time for me recently

Happy mothers day to all mothers it's so crazy you all have the same birthday

As much as I miss my mom, it makes me laugh being able to say "sorry, mom's dead" whenever it conveniences me. She probably wouldn't approve of me saying that though.

“Bustin’ makes me feel good”

Sorry for the holdup guys. One of the final steps of choosing the new Pope is beating me in combat and I am absolutely kicking the shit out of all these guys.

When the smoke coming out of the Vatican is black and white checkerboard:

all i want for my birthday (monday) is for my friends to be happy and takoyaki someone anyone please bring me some decent takoyaki it doesn't even have to be *great* or anything

The overwhelming majority of jobs at the two biggest companies in America pay less than $20/hr. Meanwhile, the heads of those companies are some of the richest people on the planet. See the problem?

#GQuuuuuux machu kicked that cop right in the balls rt to kick a cop in the balls

hi I'm skullpixl/Cornbread and I'm one of those queer commie leftists your dad warned you about. I draw magical girls and furries and other things, and I'm open for work! DM if you wanna talk #commissions!

Going to be putting up an actual commission sheet tonight, but we got hit really hard with around 2k of emergency vet bills. If you need character art, reference sheets, logos or band artwork done, hit me up, and we can work within your budget.

so... is there a MR-13

I bought a kilt, so I'm ready to be the sexy boy on the cover of your romance novels (except bald)