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BTW Dax is still FTR Bald, Cash is FTR Hair (Trigger), and Stokely is FTR Uppies #AEW

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Skye Blue…what are you about to unleash on the world? #AEW

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STAT FOREVER *clap clap clapclapclap* STAT FOREVER *clap clap clapclapclap* STAT FOREVER *clap clap clapclapclap* #AEW

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THE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE BOOP #AEW #REALGRAPS

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Now I want #AEW Women’s Tag Titles just so Anna Jay & Harley Cameron can have them. Like, don’t even do a tournament or anything…just do a backstage promo where they already have the belts.

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I’m a big fan of Bowens but I feel like they’re forcing it a bit with the current gimmick. Meanwhile Caster is getting a terrible chant over even as he gets squashed week after week. #AEW

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Cloning myself 4 times to make a basketball team #5ToolPlayers #AEW

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That stair spot made me cackle out loud #AEW

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Augmented Reality Fox is so good. Glad he’s been getting some screen time lately even if he can’t seem to get a win #AEW

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Fair fucks to Zack Gowen for getting the payday to take a few bumps. Always thought he seemed like a real jam-up guy. #AEW

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Really earning the name Dickochet this week #AEW

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"Chicago Pope" is like a 1994 SNL sketch. Airs at 12:20am, the only gag is that Chris Farley has a mustache and is doing a big accent. David Spade and the guest host (Joe Mantegna) keep breaking during it.

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When you nut but she still sucking

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GET HIS ASS SHELTON

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Re-releasing Bubsy 3D should qualify as an act of terrorism.

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if you'd like to see a wide re-release of Hundreds of Beavers in theaters this year, one night only, in thousands of cities — repost this. we've got some doubters.

submitted 6 days ago • 53 comments

This may be true, but the new HP series WILL infuse more cash into Rowling’s accounts so she can fund her anti-trans campaigns. Fuck this franchise forever!

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Post your On Repeat

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Killing all gaming media on the eve of a big console launch and a few months before what will likely be the biggest video game of all time is smart and well thought-out business from people that definitely do not spend all day eating their own shit.

submitted 7 days ago • 14 comments

Thank you, I will do what you tell me!

submitted 8 days ago • 12 comments

I’m old enough to remember when game companies would LOWER the prices on consoles once they’d been out for a few years.

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Late to the party on this one but Father John Misty’s latest album may very well be his best. Transcendent stuff

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Hangman vs Ospreay is gonna make babies for sure #AEW

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Max had to know he can’t keep poking the bear. Like, of all the folks on the roster why would you be a dick to Lashley? #AEW

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That was a fun opener but I still feel like most of the roster doesn’t have a proper direction heading to Double or Nothing. What about Swerve’s issue with the Bucks? What are Kenny and Okada doing until Y’All In? Who’s gonna smack Ricochet’s head next? #AEW

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Hangman in the main event as God intended #AEW

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Nobody does poo-housery quite like Matthew Jackson. So glad The Bucks are back #AEW

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the conservative vision for america: life should be as painful as possible until somebody shoots you to death

submitted 8 days ago • 29 comments

The thing with Pedro Pascal is he not only gives a fuck; he knows he's huge enough to spend all day trashing bigots safely because entire franchises are built around him atm. He's no dispensable Gina Carano-tier secondary guy. This also underlines how most famous artists as big as him are cowards.

submitted 10 days ago • 66 comments

Pritzker: The reckoning is here. And now that this culture of timidity is on display, these same do-nothing Democrats want to blame our losses on the defense of Black people, trans kids, and immigrants, instead of on their own lack of guts and gumption.

submitted 10 days ago • 496 comments

Hear no evil, hear all evil, hear some evil.

submitted 14 days ago • 137 comments

Another beaut, she does not miss

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I think I take a lot of the RFK stuff pretty personally because as a Dipshit-American I have a lot of quasi-magical beliefs about how my body works and it really pisses me off to see someone turn this joyful practice to evil

submitted 10 days ago • 27 comments

Never thought I’d be rooting for Ziff Davis but here we are.

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Okay I know Toni v. Mercedes is the big money match for #AEW Y’All In but allow me to make this counter-argument:

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Biggest pop from me tonight was MJF saying he cuts corners better than anyone and Taz cutting in with “That’s a shoot” #AEW

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Young Bucks honestly looking like they haven’t missed a step. Tag team wrestling is back baby #AEW

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Just catching up on #AEW Dynamite and I’m ready for HathTR to take over the whole world.

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Someone should put a stop to these DUI hires

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HE HAS RISEN 🙏

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Real worker

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Wrapped up Promise Mascot Agency today and it was really enjoyable the whole way through. The mystery wasn't as compelling as the one at the heart of Paradise Killer but there's a hopefulness to PMA that helps it stand apart as it's own unique thing. @kaizengameworks.com only makes bangers!

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I've got about 15 hours in Promise Mascot Agency at this point and so far the most challenging thing in the game for me has been remembering to drive on the left side of the road.

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With matches like that it’s easy to see why WWE is the underdog in the wrestling world #AEW

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Mercedes and Athena could run it back a dozen times and it wouldn’t be enough. Such a fun match from bell to bell #AEW

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Oh shit I totally forgot Collision is on Thursday this week. Too bad there’s no wrestling on Saturday but we’ll survive #AEW

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Ospreay and Takeshita tonight? #AEW

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You may say some stupid shit today, but at least you won’t be as stupid as Nick Khan referring to WWE as the underdogs in their competition with AEW!

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Guy who's never heard of Weird Al: Those AREN'T the WORDS

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