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I knew they were gong to do project 2025, I just didn’t realize that Elon and his merry band of pre-teens would be the ones implementing it.

They have literally fired hundreds of people that are professional killers....HUNDREDS of people that could do it without them knowing who did it....like...how fucking reckless

Y’all, I’m black, went to an Ivy League, and live in Los Angeles. What do you really think my opinion is about the incoming administration? Like seriously.

Paramus, NJ

Where are my GOP congresspeople from the flyover farming states??? Come on down! You just canceled $2 BILLION in international crops contracts! FAFO mother fuckers! Hang on to your hay baler, that phone should be ringing shortly!

Mitch McConnell spotted in a wheelchair after falling not once but twice today

A neighbor gassed it right into her garage.😱

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Are eggs cheaper yet?

Man Returns To Work After Vacation With Fresh, Reenergized Hatred For Job theonion.com/man-returns-...

Who downloaded the New Jersey sky drone DLC for Earth?

"They think it's a joke. They are embarrassed."

#BlueSky keeps winning.

A banana sold for $6.2 million with fees to a crypto entrepreneur at a Sotheby’s art auction on Wednesday. It became what is arguably the most expensive fruit in the world — though it will likely be tossed in a couple days.

Leak the report. Pass it on

Boneless wings >>>>> flats >>>>> mix >>>> drums

A coworker unintentionally drew a wiring diagram in the shape of a dick and balls, and neither of us noticed. I had it laying on my desk the whole day.

75% of news-related social media posts were shared without being read, a new study has found.

SpaceX claims another Starship success, but fumbles the catch

Police in Peru have arrested a man caught trying to leave the country with 320 tarantulas, 110 centipedes and nine bullet ants strapped to his body

🗣'The concept of human rights doesn't really exist there' Dubai is one of the top destinations for British expats. It might seem like a hustlers paradise, but there is a dark truth to the authoritarian state. 🎙 The Story podcast 🎧 @jonesluke.bsky.social | @willoyd.bsky.social 🔗 pod.fo/e/28466f

go.bsky.app/HZAjR2i If you guys are a Harry Potter fanatic like myself, then feel free to join!

I hate to say it, but Oprah has brought us two of the biggest dumb asses to be found: Dr. Oz and Dr. Phil.

So what’s next, the My Pillow guy being nominated for Minister of the Interior?

Jay on Bluesky: We've been scaling up. There's been about a million people joining a day for the past week

Um.

Where are the Harry Potter people?

Breaking: Rumors are swirling that Donald Trump will select Jack Hopkins as Chief of White House Etiquette and Protocol. When asked for comments, Hopkins said, "F*ck that guy."

Here’s a livestream of today’s Senate Armed Services Committee hearing on the conduct of AARO (All-Domain Anomaly Resolution Office), the Pentagon’s “UFO” Desk. I believe they’re expected to begin at 4:30 ET.

Nancy Mace is a fucking disgrace

Been using Bluesky instead of Twitter since downloading it yesterday and I must say, I feel slightly less anxious today. Much less toxicity over here 💙

his 19 y/o son....OMFG groomer

Breaking News: A hacker is said to have downloaded a file containing damaging testimony about Matt Gaetz, Donald Trump’s pick for attorney general. The file is said to include sworn testimony by a woman who said that she had sex with Gaetz when she was 17.

I don’t know how long my news media boycott will last but Morning Joe bending the knee just reinforces this position.

Oh? www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...

For the first time in my life, I am proud to be on the losing team. Repost and follow us if you feel the same. 💙