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If Elon really is wearing his kid as a combat helmet, that means he believes that anyone who would want to take a shot at him would have a moral opposition to hurting his kids. Which already makes them a better person than he is.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Gee. If only the Democrats had some political leverage right now to force action on this Yemen leak. Way to fucking go, Chuck.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

We have fashioned a society where it costs too much to be safe and it costs too much to be healthy and it costs too much to be sane, but if you're desperate enough to forego those costs it's pretty cheap to buy a gun about it.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Joe Biden pauses to think before he answers a question and everyone freaks out about his health. Donald Trump has the literal greyscale rot on his hand from Game of Thrones and no one says shit.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

All of these big money assholes who are so upset about the tariffs crashing the stock market knew exactly who he was and exactly what he was going to do when they bankrolled his campaign.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Rugged Individualism is just well marketed narcissism.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Most domestic beers are made with transgenic ingredients. Pass it on.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Honestly, if you are a Congressional Democrat and you WEREN'T escorted out last night by the Sergeant At Arms, what are you even doing with your life?

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Just a note for federal workers. You can all list "Did not design the stupidest pick up truck on human history," in your recent accomplishments.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Elon Musk is the only person on the planet cringey enough to even name it "DOGE" in the first place. He is tarnishing Homestar Runner's good name. Sewiouswy, you guys.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

I know this is hard for a lot of the Internet to wrap its head around, but no major media outlet CARES if it broadcasts under a Democracy.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

When Elon gets his daughter's name right, maybe then I'll stop deadnaming the Gulf of Mexico.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Of course annexing Canada is insane and an act of war. But let's imagine for a moment they suddenly agreed. It would be the end of Republican voter dominance, full stop. So even if the idea wasn't wildly stupid, it'd be a terrible political move.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe someone needs to point out to Republicans in Congress that if Trump and Elon are allowed to continue, they will destabilize this country to the point that Congressmen won't be able to grift the system via insider trading and cushy lobbyist deals anymore. You know, something they care about.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Let me know when DOGE runs the bill for Trump's golf outings though their Nazi-ass AI.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

But literally ALL our emails!

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

I have a depressing suspicion that a plurality of Americans have become so numb and lazy that they would be fine with ending their own democracy if it means not having to sit through election cycles interrupting their reality shows anymore.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

I am still deeply perturbed by the fact that the entire IT infrastructure of the Capitol wasn't gutted after Jan 6th. It was a planned event. Any foreign agent with a Parler account could have compromised that entire network and walked away in the chaos.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

For fuck's sake, Nancy. We don't have "six to seven months" for the Democrats to get their shit together. What have you been doing since November?

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments