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Adeptus Custodes' public vox account. || We're God's Banana Janitors with depression and oil! || Still waiting for the Lord Banana || Do NOT mention the clowns.
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Me and my Voxcaster homies, in out glorious duties to the Imperium: (yes, the trombone is an extraordinary important part of the glory of the Ten Thousand)

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

[AYAYAYA INTENSIFIES]

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

Some...very interesting art of our glorious sisters in the Custodes. (Custodes gf by @dndosld73832)

submitted 39 days ago • 3 comments

Custodes! Arrest this man for impersonation!

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

More Custodian crack

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

Happy (late) New Year!

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Merry Sanguinala, loyal Imperium citizens!

submitted 63 days ago • 2 comments

Bonus: Horus would be the type to write "assume I am correct" under "assumptions and limitations" in a chemistry lab

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Results for the Primarch Chemistry lab: Magnus: Creates a groundbreaking compound, but loses marks for not following the instructions. Sulks and writes a research paper on his discovery, which gets published in a scientific journal. Still has an 85 though.

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

The Primarchs at a chemistry class: Magnus: Follows the wrong instructions. Accidentally discovers a new compound and invents a groundbreaking procedure. Still gets marks deducted for not sticking to the procedure.

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

Tip for new Custodes on interacting with Valdor. When he asks “How are you?”, it’s not because he actually cares about you, it’s because he’s programmed to do so under “conversing with the Emperor 101” and we never changed it.

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment