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The king of beeps and boops Horse-dogging it since ‘89
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Me (moments before death, to my small dog): oooh, good driving bud! what a good strong dog.

Can’t let my dog read this, don’t want him getting any ideas

[big company meeting to unveil a new footwear brand] CEO: (writing on whiteboard) F-O-O-T... [smiles, nods, approving "mm"s spread through the room] CEO: (continuing) "J"... [a few raised eyebrows] CEO: "O" [frowns, a few "ahem"s, nervous glances, one guy calling 9-1-1] CEO: Y. Footjoy

in Oasis's "Don't Look Back In Anger", the line "her soul slides away" was meant to be spelled "sole", as it refers to a fish. a little known fact about the famously feuding Gallagher brothers - they are both avid fishermen.

Going to start posting Sleepy Stu. Go Cs

People are losing the spirit of the Ides of March. It's not about just stabbing. It's about coming together to stab in groups

the washington generals may have lost the game, but at least they played clean, honorable basketball all the way to the end

It’s not ideal that there’s a Marlboro, MA and a Marlborough, MA, but at least they’re the same place.

tracking down the guests from a 2006 episode of BBC radio program/podcast In Our Time to tell them they’re difficult to fall asleep to. Hey Juliette Wood, Associate Lecturer in the Department of Welsh at Cardiff University and Secretary of the Folklore Society, tone it down!

Is this too much to hope for