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Spiritual wanderer with a flair for flavors & fitness. Quietly thriving & channeling cosmic energy — because peace looks good on me. 🧿🤍
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If you don’t smoke, I don’t know why! 🎤😫🎶

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& every time you look up, baby, I’m right there, flying in the air. So let all of your fears go. We never spend the night low. We go… 🎵

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You know what became between you & me. Human differential. 🎶

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I will NEVER skip this song!!!

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It’s a late night, driving w/ the windows down while blowing one back type of song.

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Most ppl know nothing about this. But it’s one of my top favorite songs by Monica. Brings back soooo many memories. 🥹

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I’m in here cackling!!!

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Lmaooo Excuse me, what?! 😭 The universe has been on one w/ music alignment all night. Now it wants to have jokes. 🤣😭

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If you’re gonna cheat, don’t take your wife’s car that has a GPS tracker built into it.

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If that. 😌

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Only took me 20 minutes.

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🩷💚🧡

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Every friend group has the one friend that should’ve worked for secret service bc of their ability to find anything about anyone. I’m that friend.

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Tonight has been eventful. One of our other friends thinks her husband is cheating, so I used real estate info from the house GPS showed he was at to find out who the girl is. Even got her pic from LinkedIn & some family members. 😭

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Waiting for my best friend to get off work so I can be her “creeper call” as she walks home. 🥱

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🖤

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🩵🩵

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Everytime by Shae Jones is my favorite side chick song. It’s so messy.

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I mean… I hope we DONT go to war, but let’s not act like the choice is any of ours. It’s on that pile of steaming orange dog shit & the ppl that voted for him.

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Titanic taught us that when everything is crumbling & the world as we know it is sinking at our feet, the music must continue. So, Imma dance.

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US Citizens: “We’re going to WAR!” Me:

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I pled the fifth. Just tryna figure my shit out & make the most of what I got like everyone else.

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The one on my shirt & pinned post. 🥰

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Him: “you look good with your glasses” Me:

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& now I’m up. 💃🏽

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I’ve been drinking + singing & rapping at the top of my lungs, so excuse my voice. It‘ll prob be lost tmrw. 😭

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Having been a Betta Fish enthusiast most of my adult life, at times I’m amazed there’s a furry animal walking around the house, bossing us around. I love it tho. 🥹

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I miss Mac every single day, man.

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Bullshit’s always gonna be bullshit. So, make a toast to a good life. 🥂

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I ain’t gonna hold you, baby, I like what I see. That print in them sweatpants got me weak off in my knees. 🎵

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This is the second time in an hour that I thought of a song & it played next. 😭

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Marsha has such a unique voice. It’s one of my favorites.

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