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May whatever holy beings bless the lovely family who sold me a back massager seat thing for $2.50 🙌

I love accidently provoking enemies immediately before triggering a cutscene. #GenshinImpact

Heartbroken I found my MatPat jacket from like 5(?) years ago and it doesn't fit me. 🥲💔

All these talks about eggs reminds me of a former boss of mine who refused to buy store eggs because "they are bleached before they are delivered to the store, that's why they're white."

Just learned recently that there is sunscreen made with beef tallow, and I imagine one would taste delicious after being slathered with cow and baking in the sun. 🤷‍♂️

Spiking the punch bowl with this at the Bluesky meetup. (It does nothing.)

Watched the holiday episode of Blues Clues where they're watching home videos of all the baby household objects except for Mrs. Pepper& Mr. Salt, Steve might be age 7-10ish, Joe is a baby, &I can't even fathom a household of all these babies being taken care of by a couple of seasoning shakers 🫣

I missed Genshin so I'm re-downloading it on my phone overnight 🥲

This onsie from Target 🥹💖

Was getting burnt out on Genshin and started playing Honkai. I'm enjoying it so far but I wish I could get it on Playstation.

It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too. EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them. Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

It's my handy dandy *ding!* cellphone. #bluesclues

Remembering my first job when I carded a young man trying to buy cigarettes and he got all panicky and was like "I don't have my ID! You can trust me, look I tattooed my birth year on my arm!" as if I could just swipe him arm on the card reader.

During the Disco Demolition Night in 1979, over 10,000 disco records were destroyed. This was an active attempt to erase any trace of queer culture. Not only did rock fans feel threatened by disco's success, they also felt that heterosexuality was "under attack". Sounds pretty familiar, huh?

Cat.

It’s all “get good/skill issue” until bitches have to play Super Mario Sunshine and they fold like the chair at a backyard barbecue.

on tuesday he ate through two tech bros. but he was still hungry! 🍓🐛 (the ebay auction for this piece is live hehe)

Sorry I’m late. Someone told me to “Turn that frown upside down” and I had to hide the body.

i love rednote. its like pinterest but we’re also having critical conversations about the US’s declining infrastructure and how capitalism is hurting us and everyone under the CCP can afford homes and groceries with extra income for knicknacks and tomfoolery. and also theres asmr

This helps keep me sane.

Dung beetles use the Milky Way to navigate. I use hope and pure luck.

there are people out there saying "keep politics out of video games" and their favourite games will be like Fallout or Metal Gear

Idk much about astrology and retrogrades and planet phases but I'm pretty sure the one bumming you out is earth. It's earth.

The price of eggs in the US is spiking, mostly due to #H5N1 bird flu. Solving the problem requires urgent, important communications from the CDC & FDA* and rapid development of research by the NIH** * Currently paused by Executive Order ** Grant reviews now all canceled www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...

Never forget January 6th. Never forget January 6th. Never forget January 6th.

Growing up, instead of telling me that gender was about genitals/gender was a social construct. They told me that the difference between boys &girls was that boys had short hair and girls had long hair. My mom was dumbfounded when I kept telling her she was a boy because she had short hair.

As an autistic woman I am sick and tired of seeing autistic men have their bad behaviour excused by autism. "But but but he's autistic. He doesn't know 🥺" He does. He does know.

Do you like my popsocket?