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Dominatress of dimensions in higher realism 🧠 Alchemize your soul 🤲🏼 As above so below 🔺 🔻 https://gofund.me/37a15bf9
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pregnant in 2025 is WILD like yall crazy.

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222 youtu.be/LFLjlKm8yhk

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this 21$ salad better turn me into Adriana Lima goddamn it

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When FAA employees are telling us it’s not safe to fly, we should probably listen.

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being a fat bitch means when someone brings a snack to work i can NEVER be the first one to grab some even if i want some because i’ll get judged. no matter with who im with i will get judged.

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some stupid ass bitch on tiktok was going hard core for LORNE from snl. all i said (IN A COMMENT SECTION MIND YOU) Is that he creeped me out, and you woulda thought i took her paycheck, some of yall need to live outside of the fucking internet.

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gofund.me/8065965a

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

im in the market to date a gay man. Full lavender marriage! lets fucking do it.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

this is the point im at in dating apps

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

click the link like if it was only fans

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gofund.me/8358c757

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gofund.me/37a15bf9

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Men will have all the audacity to ask you why your single and then go and prove to you exactly why with their fuck ass actions

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

i really hate that i like men its so fucking exhausting

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

being a virgo means feeling like something is going to go wrong with every situation and being anxious about it all the time

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IM SO SICK OF HAVING AN IPHONE

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

suck a dick google maps

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all i’ve done this weekend is cry

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i love my best friend ❤️

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

wish this would be played on sunday, that would be cool lol

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

yall im crying in the parking lot of a pick n save because i just cut off my fwb of 4 years and it was so much harder than i ever imagined

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Want to see advertisers lose MILLIONS this Sunday? A record-setting low for viewers during the Super Bowl would do that. Money talks and bullshit walks.

submitted 17 days ago • 1875 comments

Getting a little tired of people telling me to not freak out, mostly because none of those people seem ready to tell me when it is okay to freak out and, certainly, we have reached a freak out phase by this point.

submitted 16 days ago • 102 comments

why do i have to poop so mfk early, i didnt even eat anything last night

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

wtf is in pheromones because i have been cute all week and no one bats an eye but the MILLESECOND i get my period and look dog gone AWEFUL this dude at work wanna play flirty eye contact with me like sir?! whet?

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Happy Heavenly Birthday to Trayvon Martin 🤍 He would have been 30 today.

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im gonna cry. i saw a friend i havent seen since 2015! me and her go back to 2008!!! i couldnt even say hi because we were both working and i felt so overwhelmed with nostalgia. She was like the big sister i never had and im so sad i havent seen or heard from her in so long. she’s legit My shayla 🥹

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call me crazy but im so im tune with my body that i know the exact moment im about to get my period because i can feel my fallopian tubes and uterus contract. its actually insane because ive never been wrong either

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dont believe him dont believe him dont believe him

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WHEN IS THAT MOTHER FUCKING FAT BITCH GOING TO DIEEE

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Good news of the day: sometimes justice is served and innocent people get to go home

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

im sorry but what mfk album fid shakira put out?

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

AUDITS DONT DELETE WHOLE AGENCIES AND PROGRAMS AND LINES OF CRITICAL FUNDING FOR COMMUNITIES ACROSS AMERICA AND THE WORLD. Anyone who replies “it’s just an audit is a FED, or a PSYOP, or a SHILL”. Stop calling them bots, start calling them the government.

submitted 19 days ago • 23 comments

im sorry, WHO the fuck are you? barking orders at my girl as if this is your area bitch gtfoh

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

. Being an adult means I can eat whatever the fuck I want whenever the fuck I want. I'm not hung up on mealtime terminology, man; if I want pancakes at 10pm, I'm having pancakes. And there's not a goddamned thing anyone can do to stop me. So there.

submitted 19 days ago • 186 comments

is it just me or does protein shakes smell like old piss?

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

decided i’m just not gonna give a fuck

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It’s the job of every congressional democrat to grind the gears of government to a stop. Right now. Block everything. Slow walk every committee. Call every vote. Filibuster every post office name change. State Dems need to build parallel institutions to protect the people at home. GET TO WORK.

submitted 20 days ago • 38 comments

Don't threaten me with a good time

submitted 20 days ago • 444 comments