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adultbeverages.bsky.social
Kentuckian. Oaf. Hater. Author of: How Titus Pullo Brought Down the Tweeter Site
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submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

"Remember when General Patton (a Major at the time) was fighting in the First World War and got shot in the midriff by a German rifleman and the bullet exited his asshole, spraying his blood and shit all over the men behind him?" - a text my friend just sent me

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Yo @jrbolt.bsky.social You might like this 15 minute track. Used to play this game a lot when I was a kid. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvQU...

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

Stop calling people hypocrites as a political argument tactic. Nobody cares.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Wait, I thought MPREGMAFIA got banned. Did she just deactivate...?

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

You gormless animals, grab your keys and release @prettyliltakemachine.is-extremely.gay

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

(Seeing Fat Albert walking down the street as I drive through North Philadelphia) Me: "Hey, Albert! Ask Mushmouth to say 'I'm on a pirate ship' next time you see him!" Fat Albert: (Pulls out a Smith & Wesson M&P and blows ten holes through the gas tank of my car, the resulting blast incinerating me)

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments