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advancedpersistenttreat.dad
Cloud Security Personality Hire. Only You Can Prevent Autistic Burnout. 🚬🐻 (any/all)
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What if we kissed in the public s3 bucket with unencrypted secrets 😳

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Did I want the Azure Security Architecture job at FIN SERVICE company? No. Did my skeets disparaging the platform hurt my chances?? Also no.

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What you gonna do with all that ASCII double CHAr’d up on a Sunday afternoon

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Made it to the final round for an AZURE SECURITY ARCHITECT role but didn’t get it? No idea why they wouldn’t hire me 🤔

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Sorry I wasn’t skeeting I have been in deep Craigslist negotiations over a 1980s motorcycle called “The Widowmaker”

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Roses are red PR gets defensive Are you a NAT Gateway? Because you’re goddamned expensive

submitted 15 days ago • 4 comments

i always thought duckdb fucks (kinky and passionate lover, you can tell in the dx) and was joyed to find this project that turns duckdb into a SIEM. made by the steampipe folks: tailpipe.io/docs

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sorry i couldn't skeet...just couldn't get it up with all *gestures* this

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You want me to attend a work meeting? the thing that killed Julius Caesar????

submitted 34 days ago • 3 comments

I want less Silicon Valley companies and more companies like Tabasco where everything is just put into big oak barrels and once in awhile an aging Cajun man walks in and goes “how them babies doin”

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RESPECTFULLY: Fuck azure. Six hamsters in a trenchcoat masquerading as a cloud platform.

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Mark your calendars! Scott and I are going to start streaming labs from Kubernetes: An Enterprise Guide 3rd ed next week! We're going to start with Chapter 1 on Docker. I'll obv post here but subscribe to our youtube channel to stay up-to-date! www.youtube.com/@kubernetesa...

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

coming back to work after the holidays on a Thursday

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Lord help me, I’m looking at fb marketplace shit boxes again

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

People don’t ask me questions when I walk around Target holiday section playing the Limp Bizkit Mission Impossible song on my phone speaker and boy I wish they would.

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in this house my taint is tolerated

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Forgot my work password so I guess I am just not working anymore

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Anyway, we used to be a proper country. Here’s Big Freedia. Ho Ho Ho.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

And so it begins. Merry Christmas Eve to all!

submitted 64 days ago • 3 comments

Not much of a holiday person but Merry Clitoris and Happy Hole days...or however it goes!

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

rage bought a new coffee maker and flashed back to the last appliance i purchased without consulting my amazing wife (a very ugly orange toaster that will not die). sweat pouring over my face as I showed them the color. it passed. 😭

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

rage purchased another coffee pot this morning.

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If I wanted a condescendingly rude explanation of an AWS service that I'd have to fact-check, I'd just ask my TAM.

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I won’t burn bridges I won’t burn bridges the fire is crackling inside of me but I won’t be touching the rope keeping this bridge suspended!

submitted 71 days ago • 2 comments

In this house we have been spoiled by Baldur’s Gate 3 and its sandbox of love and companionship. I keep trying to make love to the jokers in Balatro and mumbling to myself: game of the year my fat ass

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Me to husband: I’m about to cook, but first, can you do that thing I like? Him: *disables smoke alarm*

submitted 72 days ago • 40 comments

I'm not good at anything. I dont do anything. I dont know anything. But I know this: Certain forces are out of control

submitted 71 days ago • 92 comments

aws.amazon.com/ec2/faqs/#t4... - yes, T4g instances are free for the next year plus. You also get 30GB of EBS, and plenty of bandwidth out to the public internet for personal use (100GB). #AWS #ListenToTheHeroes

submitted 71 days ago • 4 comments

POV me working on the car

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

2k labor for a 35 dollar part, reaching for a cyanide pill

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

I was feeling sad and then I drove past a second line then I was happy but now I am back to sad!

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Flow log labs for everyone in the house. If my 12 year old cannot identify ssh bruteforce attempt by EOD Christmas is cancelled

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Bearing it all in the architecture review (I did not RTFM)

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🎄 I shared a lab on reviewing Azure security with KQL + Resource Graph Explorer! My walkthrough is available as Day 14 of the Advent of Cloud Security: ❄️ Calendar, Day 14: advent.cloudsecuritypodcast.tv ❄️ Full Repo: github.com/siigil/azure...

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Snowflake has SQL to declare infrastructure and I don’t hate it

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Woke up to car shit thinking of him today

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Sending vague texts to my Wiz rep about how cold I am + wearing competitors merch in every bi-weekly sync. Call that a toxic combination.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

They are making me write python so I named my script CIEM Manager or ciemman-ctl. Making graph queries and edging the nodes 😈

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