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Former Army EOD || Electrical & Computer Engineering Student || He/Him || I break games for fun || Be Bold || 🌙 of my Life @LyssaSauruss.bsky.social ❤️
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Trump and Vance are gigantic baby men and Zelenskyy made them look even more pathetic than normal goddamn I am so embarassed by our country's leadership

Wanting to sign up for this last course for my degree, but having to wait because it's an ecampus course and the program I'm registered for is "in person" only, despite me being on the literal opposite side of the country

My guild finished 8th out of 21 guilds in our cluster to do Mythic raid prog on Nerub-ar Palace, and I feel pretty good about that since we started last year. We're gonna become a CE guild in no time, then it's on to hall of fame, bet 😎

Air traffic controllers are required by law to retire at 56. It is a high-stress, high-intensity job that requires intense focus. The retirement rules are there to keep us all safe. This fucking guy has no clue what's he's doing.

This is magnificent

The music in Undermine just keeps getting Oogie Boogie's song stuck in my head

Before we get the big ilvl ceiling jump next week with everything kicking off and all our numbers get way sillier, I still really wanted to pull off the double-million per second on Mistweaver, and finally hit it on Bloodbound 🙌😂 #wowsky

Fun fact for the WoW gamers going into #undermined: If you have unclaimed renown rankup rewards on an alt with the base War Within renown quartermasters, their rewards now give the new season's crests, and they don't contribute toward the weekly seasonal cap 😂

It's crazy that the video game industry has got to be one of the most increasingly thriving entertainment mediums, with ever-increasing widespread public interest in new and old properties year over year, and yet we're seeing record layoffs every year Bafflingly stupid c-suite bullshit

It's incredibly funny that the party of "But the founding fathers!" are the ones demanding Trump be king when like That was very famously the founding fathers' like...one thing we shouldn't do

1) Got knocked down repeatedly 2) Got up again repeatedly 3) Drank a whiskey drink, a vodka drink, a lager drink, and a cider drink 4) Sang the songs that remind me of the good times 5) Sang the songs that remind me of the best times.

I can't wait for people to call me a fotm class in 11.1, despite me maining fistweaving for years, even through primarily castweaving metas I ain't ever gonna stop punching 😤

Veterans are largely working class Americans who went into the service for things like free college, healthcare, and the promise of a better life. We can acknowledge that without supporting militarism and American imperialism. In fact, we MUST acknowledge that. Nuance is important.

The only good use of AI

Who gave Covid the right to be a respiratory illness that somehow makes every bone in your body hurt Every time I sneeze it sends a tremor down my body that stunlocks me for a few seconds because it makes all my joints scream The “just a flu” people can still fuck right off

5 things I did at work last week: 1. loaded 16 tons 2. got another day older 3. became deeper in debt 4. refused a summons from St. Peter 5. reviewed company store ownership policy

Can y’all imagine how normal the news cycle would be right now if the election had gone the other way

Covid fucking sucks

My parents are fostering puppies and we are all quarantining with covid so it’s kinda been a nonstop taking turns on who gets to be the cuddle puddle the last few days Meet Obie and Wanda

Milo never misses

I’ve had this Destiny Community Podcast shirt for ages and I only just realized today that the sparkles are Riven’s eyes

I will never cease to be amazed by all the cool shit people have pulled off on the Playdate that I would have assumed impossible with its 1-bit display

Knocked out all 7 Mage Tower bosses over the last few days, so Bibleman finally has his bible mount 🙌 Insane how easy just getting the right enchants on 320 ilvl BOEs makes Mage Tower, I first cleared Fury Warrior and 2nd cleared MM Hunter 😂

Being horny in Microsoft teams should come with a mandatory prison sentence

I will truly never understand the phenomenon of tanks in WoW never accepting when they're doing a bad job It's literally always someone else's fault somehow

Any of y’all have shoulder cats?

I finished 5 of the 7 Mage Tower boss fights tonight! Hit Havoc and Veng DH, Ret Pally, Windwalker Monk, and finally Mistweaver which was the most grueling one by far; took me like an hour because I kept crit healing myself and killing NPCs at the end 😂🙌 Just 2 bosses left for the mount! #wowsky

The healer mage tower is the most accurate representation of World of Warcraft I've ever seen You have a Warrior, Hunter, and Rogue, and none of them are hitting any CC, defensives, or self-healing, just fully locked in on their damage parses

My new Mechagnome Rogue, Stab-bot, is complete 🙌 He's just a little robot who wants to be a real boy with real body parts and real blood (that stuff's green, right?) and he doesn't understand why everyone gets mad when he stabs them; is that not a proper human greeting? #wowsky #mogmonday

Healer main in WoW Healer main in Destiny I enjoy the haha funny healer gun

Top 10 most evil anti-player designs in gaming This stupid pool of slime takes all 10 slots

I love the bee movie script being in the filter 😂

What is the worst world event that Blizzard has ever put in World of Warcraft, and why is it the Pool of Mixed Monstrosities in Maldraxxus?

So uhhh Risk of Rain 2 is kinda fun

Just had 2 level 11 Warrior twinks in Gundrak who I tried to teach the shortcuts to and they told me to fuck off This immediately came to mind

That’s my President 🫡

Detention for texting in class (I was grounded from my phone at the time)

I’ve been wanting to craft these rings for us ever since I first heard about them in early War Within 😭🙌🏻 Hopped on her account earlier to get her the heroic/mythic warglaive appearances, and then snuck in a full raid to get the crests to throw these together ❤️