aer0chris.bsky.social - Profile | ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

Pittsburgh, and elon musk as always, can gargle my entire balls

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

slam a book shut on your penis

submitted 7 days ago • 28 comments

In an ideal world the President of the United States, the world's richest man, and the two worst humans alive would be four different people.

submitted 7 days ago • 27 comments

Ah the Tylenol Power Play. Or, known in some parts as the He Gets Us Penalty Kill.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 37 days ago • 6 comments

If you're using uber eats to get Wendy's you've just completely given up on life, havent you?

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Vortex my shit all the way up

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Sure, we've all read "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream," but have you read the sequel "I Have No Butt and I Must Rip Ass?"

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Radio caller: "I'd like to request Red Hot Chili Peppers" and dedicate it to the people in California right now DJ: "Great idea, coming right up" Plays Californication 🤨

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

I love this for everybody. Still going strong.

submitted 53 days ago • 4 comments

A penchant for buggery

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Hold my beer, I'm getting into Warhammer 40k

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

The 12 days of Christmas is just too much. We could halve that easily. Hear me out:

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

Bro if I find out you were in the pines bro. You better not have been in the pines where the sun don’t ever shine bro. I swear to god bro

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

Uhh, excuse me?

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

Huge exposé (personal rant) on the 12 days of christmas coming soon. We've been lied to.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Truly one of the stupidest motherfuckers in all the land

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

My, what a horrible day to have eyes

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Captain Kirk is always described as "unflappable", but I have evidence of him flapping that could be yours for the right price

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Christmas DOES come this time each year and I don't need the Beach Boys to remind me every goddamn time

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

That point of no return where you wake up on the couch at 10pm faced with a decision: move to bed and be awake for the next 2 hours or stay put and sleep like dogshit

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

I am communing with the darkness

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder if that bad company song would've still been a hit if the lyric was i'm lookin forward to makin love

submitted 78 days ago • 31 comments

No power, sitting with my cat, book, lantern, and a beer. All a man needs.

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

Counterpoint: fuck you

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

We can talk about fucking in your childhood bed on the radio, but if a song has the word ass in it, well, just forget about it buddy

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

This will make me feel better when I finally get around to taking down Christmas lights in March

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

If you're a grocery cashier and comment on the fucked up combination of shit im buying, I will have you know I will complain about you the entire ride home.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Honestly stoked my neighbor still has his 20ft skeleton still up, neon lights and everything. Tis the season bitches

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

It's a cosmic law that anyone named Dennis must be an absolute psychopath

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Me before and after tariffs raise the price of strawberries

submitted 83 days ago • 6 comments

Goddddddammit I just want to do my job and get paid and not go to all your extracurricular bullshit or cook you lunch or fucking frolic in the parking lot, I'm not your bro brah

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

One of the pros of knowing me is that I'll have enough existential crises for the both of us

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Close encounters of the 2.5 kind: you sent a really sweet encoded UHF radio transmission, but I really need to work on myself before I commit to an extraterrestrial relationship so I ghosted you.

Pittsburgh, and elon musk as always, can gargle my entire balls

slam a book shut on your penis

In an ideal world the President of the United States, the world's richest man, and the two worst humans alive would be four different people.

Ah the Tylenol Power Play. Or, known in some parts as the He Gets Us Penalty Kill.

If you're using uber eats to get Wendy's you've just completely given up on life, havent you?

Vortex my shit all the way up

Sure, we've all read "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream," but have you read the sequel "I Have No Butt and I Must Rip Ass?"

Radio caller: "I'd like to request Red Hot Chili Peppers" and dedicate it to the people in California right now DJ: "Great idea, coming right up" Plays Californication 🤨

I love this for everybody. Still going strong.

A penchant for buggery

Hold my beer, I'm getting into Warhammer 40k

The 12 days of Christmas is just too much. We could halve that easily. Hear me out:

Bro if I find out you were in the pines bro. You better not have been in the pines where the sun don’t ever shine bro. I swear to god bro

Uhh, excuse me?

Huge exposé (personal rant) on the 12 days of christmas coming soon. We've been lied to.

Truly one of the stupidest motherfuckers in all the land

My, what a horrible day to have eyes

Captain Kirk is always described as "unflappable", but I have evidence of him flapping that could be yours for the right price

Christmas DOES come this time each year and I don't need the Beach Boys to remind me every goddamn time

That point of no return where you wake up on the couch at 10pm faced with a decision: move to bed and be awake for the next 2 hours or stay put and sleep like dogshit

I am communing with the darkness

I wonder if that bad company song would've still been a hit if the lyric was i'm lookin forward to makin love

No power, sitting with my cat, book, lantern, and a beer. All a man needs.

Counterpoint: fuck you

We can talk about fucking in your childhood bed on the radio, but if a song has the word ass in it, well, just forget about it buddy

This will make me feel better when I finally get around to taking down Christmas lights in March

If you're a grocery cashier and comment on the fucked up combination of shit im buying, I will have you know I will complain about you the entire ride home.

Honestly stoked my neighbor still has his 20ft skeleton still up, neon lights and everything. Tis the season bitches

It's a cosmic law that anyone named Dennis must be an absolute psychopath

Me before and after tariffs raise the price of strawberries

Goddddddammit I just want to do my job and get paid and not go to all your extracurricular bullshit or cook you lunch or fucking frolic in the parking lot, I'm not your bro brah

One of the pros of knowing me is that I'll have enough existential crises for the both of us

Close encounters of the 2.5 kind: you sent a really sweet encoded UHF radio transmission, but I really need to work on myself before I commit to an extraterrestrial relationship so I ghosted you.

This is a repost

Let the boy watch

Come meet my boys Jonathan, Taylor, and Thomas

Because.