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Iā€™m gonna send you a voice note, and if you donā€™t listen to it and ask me to repeat it by calling me, Iā€™m just gonna look at you crazy. Because I didnā€™t waste my time sending that voice note for no reason, if youā€™re so inclined, read the transcript

Awh shit we finally hear Gemma talk

I remember one time I was tripping on shrooms and I had to pee, so as Iā€™m finishing up, Iā€™m literally thinking to myself, ā€œis this the most efficient way to get rid of waste? Why canā€™t we do like they did in scary movie 3?ā€

I remember a man told me he was a DOM once and I was like okay, what does that entail? And the first thing he said was ā€œyou donā€™t get to make any decisions. How does that sound?ā€ Nigga you sound terrifying actually

If you feel like you have to ask if a woman is submissive or feminine, you arenā€™t nearly as dominant or masculine as you think you are

The part thatā€™s fucking me up the most is that I really liked him, and I just keep coming back to the phrase ā€œmy future husband wouldnā€™t do that to me, wouldnā€™t make me feel that way.ā€ It ended how it was supposed to.

Called a nigga Helen Keller bc he canā€™t comprehend basic communication

Niggas really just be saying anything these days. ā€œI like you, I wanna be with you, I wanna see where this goes.ā€ Just words bro

Iā€™ll never understand asking someone something as controversial as ā€œshould I keep this married manā€™s babyā€ just to stop talking to the people who gave you solid and reasonable advice She had the baby.

You donā€™t congratulate a fish for swimming, so why would I commend you on normal behavior

I donā€™t save numbers anyway, so imma just disregard the text thread and ask who it is anytime it goes past two days of not hearing from someone

Like what was the point of asking for my number if youā€™re never going to text me first or even call me But when I call you out on it, you say ā€œoh I donā€™t like pen pals, we should be face to face.ā€ Okay what effort have you made for us to be face to face Which goes back to my original question

Some people are really out here collecting numbers to soothe and boost their ego

Nothing fuels me more than listening to fall out boy in the morning

Iā€™m gonna have to take my braids out soon, Iā€™m feeling a depression coming on šŸ˜Ÿ

I know itā€™s not meā€¦ but likeā€¦ are we serious?? This is a man thatā€™s expressed interest in me. am I bugging orā€¦ Like Iā€™m just gonna give you the same bullshit energy right back

If youā€™re the type to say ā€œIā€™m not gonna type a bio bc what are we gonna talk about?ā€ Iā€™m sure no one has told you before but youā€™re boring. If you can fit your whole personality in 500 characters or less, the problem is you

More than anything, I can blame the men for acting like this bc they have no home training but some of you miserable bitches accept this bare minimum, trash behavior bc you have such low self worthā€¦ pls do better

Iā€™m on a roll today. Ignore me, if you want But it blows mine when a man from another state likes my profile and then says ā€œwhen are you coming to visit me?ā€ Now sir, why would I, a stranger, book a flight to meet you, another stranger, after moments of knowing each other?????

Damn is it a common thing for you to tell someone where you work and they try to get advantage of what you do? I am a chiropractic assistant. EVERY nigga Iā€™ve come in contact with says something along the lines of ā€œlemme get a back massage, let get an appointmentā€ Iā€™m an ASSISTANT.

I need to know.. are there really women advertising as ā€œhairstylistsā€ on dating apps? Bc thereā€™s been far too many man that have that in their bio like theyā€™re shopping for a loctitian instead of a girlfriendā€¦

Not for nothing but if I have to be the one to ask for us to hang out all the time, itā€™s a dub for me. Bc why is it so one sided? That or Iā€™ll just find someone else to occupy my time till you fall off naturally

This era of Rihanna will never quit

I donā€™t like how whenever I want to hang out with someone, theyā€™re never available but when THEY want to hang out idk itā€™s like if I donā€™t accept hanging out, we may not for a while Shit is so fucking weird

The problem is that too many people liken being a freak to a personality quirk or a piece of your character. Yall are just too freaked out and need to be put tf down honestly

Damn Iā€™m happy I have an internal clock bc I forgot to set my alarm for this morning. I naturally wake up around 7 and I gotta be up and moving by 745 šŸ„²

How you gon BEG me for my number and then not use it! And then when I call you out on it, Iā€™m bitching and moaning unnecessarilyā€¦ Like nigga youā€™re a whole pussy. Out here collecting phone numbers for your ego. Grow the fuck up

I hate how I canā€™t be a lover girl the way I really want to be. Like I just wanna tell this man that I miss him but the probability of that blowing up in my face is high. especially bc he didnā€™t say it first. Like what type of GAMES are these

I need you bum ass niggas to stop telling women theyā€™re fun sized. Itā€™s not appealing, itā€™s not cute, itā€™s certainly not fun for you a stranger to tell me that youā€™re going to pick me up. I donā€™t KNOW you, who taught you how to speak to a STRANGER

Do they ever include the reason how a person died in their obituary? I be wanting to know