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THANK YOU MAPQUEST!! Not only have they refused to rename the Gulf of Mexico, they've put up a link for you to name it whatever you want! F*ck Trump!!! gulfof.mapquest.com?name=Vice-Pr...

Remember friends. It’s “Presidents’ Day” and not “President’s Day”. If it were the latter, there would be nothing to celebrate today.

OMG! 😳 Has ANYONE checked on John Mellencamp? (You know… “vacation down at the Gulf of Mexico” and all that.)

Perfect

Be sure to tune in next week for even more zany adventures of Nosferatu and the President!

Aww, hell. He's back. 🙄

Any of you folks in south Alabama need a snow plow? We in Birmingham have you covered. Let us know, let it snow.

I’ll be over here in the corner reading the Woke Word if you need me.

Ok. Y’all can stop strobing the lights in the stadium. Are you testing for seizures? 🙄 #USAvCostsRica

Skylar appears to love having a fire to warm up near. Problem is, he appears to not understand that he can’t get closer than he should. 😂

I don’t know who did this, but thank you 🤣

PSA: I refuse to eat at #BurgerKing until they destroy those hideous commercials with the out-of-tune singer. All they make me think of is vomiting! 🤮

Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.

Holy Hell! 😳😳😳😳😔😔

I’ve been unfair calling Trump “dRumpf” all this time. It’s time to come clean and address him officially. I still don’t like you, Felon Vice-President Donald J. Trump.

Yay! Back home in Alabama where I can play solitaire while driving!