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afkqueen.bsky.social
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I miss my sideburns

okay, so that was hands down the worst Pokémon Day presentation of all-time

literally at work listening to my Pokémon piano playlist in preparation to be mildly-wowed tomorrow

I loved ya back then, but I don’t love ya no more

I accidentally left my 3DS powered on all night

This was such a fun little weekend :)

Red Sox, for the love of god, PLEASE GET A BULLPEN

Imagine randomly buying the Ryne Stanek bottle opener from when he was on the Tampa Bay Rays?? (couldn’t be me)

Yankees can finally have beards now?? They winning the World Series this year

yeah you can add me on Instagram, it’s

I have glasses again and I feel so powerful

there’s going to be a MINECRAFT MOVIE!?????

Craig Kimbrel is a free agent

I once again must gather the Dragon Balls in order to fix my sleep schedule

not WWE having Trick Williams and Je’Von Evans lose back-to-back PLE grudge matches on Black History Month 💀💀💀

WWE saw our reaction to Hulk Hogan at the RAW Netflix debut and said this 💀💀💀 you’re telling me there’s no other legend(s) available

HOW HAS IT BEEN TEN YEARS SINCE THE ORIGINAL TWITCH PLAYS POKÉMON (photo credit: ???)

a magic 8-ball, but it’s a Magnemite

the awkward moment when I posted a low effort Valentine’s Day card that I made onto my IG story saying “30 likes and i’ll send this to my crush” and my crush liked it… I am screaming, crying, throwing up

“yo can i come in”

how is Cathy Kelley so perfect

help, I can’t stop listening to metalcore again for some reason

Drake’s fall from grace—from pop superstar to rap beef punchline—is proof that we as a nation can turn away from Trumpism with the proper amount of ridicule and grassroots communal celebration I will not be taking questions at this time

okay, so now Kendrick gets to perform again, but this time it’s uncensored and he’s allowed to say anything he wants, GO

Kenny Pickett comes into the game, throws the ball in the ground, and Chiefs immediately score LMAOOOOOOO 🚮

Tom Brady just had to bring up the Giants Super Bowl game, huh… get over it lmao

I know it’s FOX, but they’re REPEATING COMMERCIALS NOW!!????? L year for Super Bowl commercials

Pat Mahomes and the Super Bowl commercials are competing to see who can be worse

Congrats to Drake on setting the world record for Most People Calling You a Pedophile at Once. #SuperBowl

Kendrick Freakin’ Lamar

“Charity” Pat Mahomes

if I had a girlfriend who loved MLB as much as I did, I wouldn’t be so addicted to Immaculate Grid… (maybe)

my stubborness towards going back to posting on the other app is incredible

can we have the song back on streaming services now?? 🥺 cc @allelitewrestling.com , @mikeyrukus.bsky.social

picking your crush’s Wonder Pick every chance you get on TCG Pocket and sending them Thanks is the superior way of flirting

Something In The Way 2025 was amazing and I love Boston

also why did no one tell me Pokémon Indigo League is on Netflix, this is amazing

this is the first time i’ll be in Boston and have a mustache at the same time

NO SHAME, POKÉMON CENTER, NOSHAMEYOUKNOWDAMNWELLWHICHAUDIENCEYOU’RECATERINGTO

I stopped sending reaction images and memes in text messages and group chats, now I just send a my face and do the appropriate reaction myself

SO SLEEPY

I am 31 years old, why the heck are these Pokémon sticker puzzles from McDonald’s so addicting

my crush didn’t wish me a happy birthday today, I am cooked, chat