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I’m going to hell. I just noticed how uncannily my grandmother looked like Jeffrey Dahmer for a while and now I can’t unsee it. Honestly, apt for her.

Goldstein Electorate Votes 10th May, Wilson lead by 1,257 12th May, Wilson lead by 963 13th May, Wilson lead by 660 15th May, 4.43pm, Wilson leads by 291 C’mon Zoe DanielšŸ¤ž #Auspol

So I pulled off a great prank at work today… and only just now realised I managed to do that WITH a massive typo that wasn’t caught by the target šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ˜‡šŸ˜‡šŸ˜‡

If you are not anti-genocide you are clearly pro-genocide

I love how mum just knows I lack any energy to try and do anything covertly… (for context, I’m working on a book for their anniversary) Me: I have questions and they are specific and detailed and you can’t ask me why I’m asking you them Mum: geez, you’re as subtle as a sledgehammer

So now I’ve got tickets sorted for Zac Brown Band in October and Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo in February - been a while since I’ve been to concerts of anyone but my two automatic ā€œif they’re here, I’m goingā€ acts.

The unimpressed face of a boy who is all dressed up with nowhere to go.

So you’re saying that: It’s a long weekend? The dick is out of Dickson? The liberals got annihilated at the election generally? The ressies had a good close win? Kiddy played a ripper in his first match back from injury Seniors had a win? An Ashcroft won the Ashcroft? Solid fkn weekend.

Also, Palmer never wanted to win seats the last two electoral cycles. Look how bored he was of it all when he was actually in Parliament (thanks Fairfax). All he wants to do with his ads and party is disrupt everyone else. Any seats won are just a random bonus. #auspol

Seems to me that the Ashcroft boys may just have a bet between themselves on who can be the first Ashcroft Medallist… HT and 21 touches to Washy and 17 touches to Lashy

Honestly, nothing will ever give me more goosebumps than 30k fans all belting out country roads as the ball is thrown up

Can someone train these umpires on distance? Like there’s all the 15m kick nonsense but there was a 50m penalty that was 77m for Collingwood and I swear that one was *maybe* 30m for us then (and that’s being generous). From what should have been 20m out from goal to 40m+…

Just after the 2022 election I said (I think it was on Insiders) if the Liberal party didn’t read the room on climate, women etc - then it was consigning itself to irrelevancy. I was pretty roundly criticised at the time. But I do know what I’m talking about and I can pick a vibe

However you frame it the election is an absolute disaster for the Liberal Party. And it couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of selfish, mean-spirited, visionless & hard-hearted ideologues. Australia is better than the pathetic culture wars which are all they stand for. #ausvotes2025

I was a bit worried about the game tonight, in the sense that I knew how invested I was would rely on my mood from the election. The footy may change this quickly but right now? The dick is out of Dickson, we have a labour government, the Lions are celebrating the bears and footy is on!

Going to bed VERY relieved. We did it - said no to the divisive and angry form of politics, we followed the Canadian example, not the American

Jim Chalmers speaking intelligently and retrospectively while sitting next to an angry James McGrath is highly illustrative of the bigger picture. #BinNight

whan antony green says you've lost before 8:30 without working computers

40% of votes counted in my seat, 6.47% current swing to labour and currently projected to lead with 50.96%… cmon Bowman!

Celebrating with a whiskey and cake

ā€œBusiness lunches,ā€ Laura Tingle deadpans

The way I cackled at Antony Green’s Freudian slip then 🤣🤣🤣 ā€œPeter Dick- I mean, Peter Duttonā€

Progress Shot and second whiskey to celebrate Antony Green’s call of the election

Progress Shot #BinNight

Seriously, ABC? Complete vitriol from McGrath about the Greens and ZERO pushback #BinNight

Get McGrath the fuck off my screen

It's very funny James McGrath having a sook on the ABC panel about teals having well-funded campaigns against the Libs given his own party is rather cashed-up itself The scaremongering about Climate 200 is rather hypocritical when you can count the likes of Gina Rinehart in your corner

I honestly didn’t have Jacqui Lambi growing on me on my bingo card but she really has. #BinNight

I am liking them actually pushing McGrath on his bullshit #BinNight

Don’t play the drinking game of having one every time McGrath says ā€œpre pollsā€ - you’d be dead in half an hour #BinNight

Progress shot #BinNight

This simultaneously makes me so angry and also fills me with hope. Sending so much love to all the families and friends who had to see this, we MUST do better.

My god… I’m yet to see McGrath answer any question about the liberal campaign or policies with answers about the liberal campaign or policies and not about his opposition… #AusPol

Settling in. #AusPol

Just woke up from a nap and it’s now close of polls… here we go… #auspol