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Learning a new language is so funny. What the hell are you talking about

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

it's embarrassing to wear a piece of clothing with a market value of less than $100

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Yeahhh if you end up going you can tell Ben i'm still mad he's telling people im Soy. And I guess if Lola is there tell her i'm not "Soy," and I haven't even heard of Reddit. And if you end up dying somehow before we talk again just know that you've had a momentous impact on my life

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

The reason is unNoem ~an @afraidofwasps.bsky.social original~ "DAMN That's Funny 😂"

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Gf: I can't do it anymore. You're so afraid to commit!! It's like talking to a child! Me: Damn, you wrong for that one! Gf: What are you doing with your life?? You have no ambition!! Me: I'm catching strays!!

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Zohran is up. Keep going.

submitted 7 days ago • 204 comments

Party rocking is the hoouuuusssee tonight, Everybody is Have a good tiiiimmeee

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

(assuming all sentient beings share the same big pool of knowledge) That guys looks like Beastmode from Rocket League

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

my reaction to anything

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Deciding I need to get to bed at a more reasonable hour and the very next day staying up til 4:30 am because I was doing "Thin Watermelon"

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

on change dot com signing every single petition without reading them

submitted 15 days ago • 3 comments

The Bitcoin Torturers: (tying me up) Give me your bitcoin! Give me your bitcoin! Me: (using reverse psychology) Nooooo don't make me smoke crack cocaine 😏

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

Going to the town hall tonight, I sure hope my elected official tells me I'm going to die

submitted 19 days ago • 16 comments

would you consider supporting my strange vids? this is the first one I've made since becoming a full time artist and it wouldn't have been possible without my supporters on "the big P" patreon.com/sweetstench

submitted 19 days ago • 3 comments

What's up bro lemme like your post. You're so funny bro, do you have any examples where that's translated to a post format?

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

If ur NYC we are doing a live stage adaptation of this for a film/theater series called Reunion. At the Georgia Room at the Freehand hotel tomorrow doors at 6:30pm and it's free. Keith William Richards from Uncut Gems is playing a part in it lol

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My new album "Cherry-Colored Funk!" is out today, extended from the soundtrack of my short film that's playing at Tribeca. Big focus on genre blending and live instrumentation. Also very danceable. I'm super proud of it. Thanks for the support, means a lot! Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/3VTKqe...

submitted 27 days ago • 8 comments

(Marvel cinematic universe voice) Aaaaaaand we're popping off aren't we,

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

New on Bandcamp today is the new Sparks album (get it!) and this, which I just heard the first time this morning (get it too!).

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

My new album "Cherry-Colored Funk!" is out today, extended from the soundtrack of my short film that's playing at Tribeca. Big focus on genre blending and live instrumentation. Also very danceable. I'm super proud of it. Thanks for the support, means a lot! Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/3VTKqe...

submitted 27 days ago • 8 comments

Me: Oh my dog's about to poop Friend: How do you know Me: He's pulling out he's phone!

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Tom Cruise: Finish your popcorn a little early there bud? Lol Me: I'm going to kill myself sir Cruise: Excuse me? Me: I said I'm going to kill myself on stage sir Cruise: Nonsense. This is a cinema. Look around. There's only magic here. You can feel it Me: Your right sir, My bad

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

"Warning: May contain pits or pit fragments" Well take them out. Dumbass

submitted 28 days ago • 3 comments

Friend: Hey man, where's your stupid gigantic wife with the insanely good hearing (ground starts rumbling) Me: You fool! You fool!

submitted 490 days ago • 1 comment

Video game chatacters should have phones, so if you're bored when playing it you can check their notifications. Imagine playing halo and master chief's phone beeps and you look at it says "Bumpo followed you" LOL! (5 mins later, wife reading post) Wife: Who is Bumpo Me: Miss the point much -__-

submitted 163 days ago • 19 comments

Is it just me or does Nancy Reagan seem like a throit goit

submitted 28 days ago • 3 comments

(learning that an African country called Eritrea exists) I'm Eritrea pilled

submitted 30 days ago • 3 comments

Doctor: This is not easy news, but, we found a worm in your brain. We've removed it, but need to run some tests. Me: I kept it worm for you. Doctor: What? Me (slightly louder): I kept it Wourm for you

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

if I say Fuck enough times my mom lets me suck on the soap

submitted 32 days ago • 3 comments