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afton-robotics.bsky.social
Robotics engineer, performer, founder of Afton Robotics and father on the side. Forcibly resuscitated from Hell. [Parody/RP | adult mun | LGBTQ+ friendly | feel free to interact!] [NON CANON portrayal. May act ooc. Sliiightly yumeship]
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can i join you

[distant_sobbing.mp3]

I dunno, I've been trying this formula for years and I still had to build my own friends.

That is unless you or Vanessa do it first

Vanessa got a cat recently. Sort of. Started showing up at our window and the dolt fed it. Now it lives with us. She called him Captain. He does not like me.

I think I've become rather good at managing my anger. Now, instead of having violent outbursts, I just keep it nice and bottled up and let my intrusive thoughts run rampant :]

The darkest pit of hell is open for business 🔥🔥 #fnaf #springtrap

It's still so surreal to me that nowadays being queer is not only accepted in some countries but also celebrated. You mean I can just kiss men now? Insanity. Happy Pride Month, I suppose.

Vanessa introduced me to "emoticons" :] I like them. Gregory tried getting me to use "emojis". Not a fan of these weird yellow faces, but I do enjoy the little expressions made from punctuation and symbols. ;)

I'm the fun one :]

Pouring one out for the skinky weasel and celebrating his "birthday" late out of sheer spite and disrespect. Cheers.

What if Bonnie was transmasc and he went to Faz Ent and said "hey I'm a boy now" and Faz Ent said "fine but you can't change your name it's gonna fuck up all our marketing"

Vanessa and I are going to pop open a nice bottle of cheap, shit wine and get completely hammered to forget about His existence. Who's with me?

queer villain pride, motherfuckers

William Afton’s totally real true FNAF name

I believe the proper terminology for moments like these would be: Chat I'm so Cooked