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Dear Pokemon. Add Snatch back into the games you cowards I need to do dumb shit in VGC.

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You need to brush your teeth every day but you ESPECIALLY need to brush your teeth if you're gonna show up to a tournament. Do not subject your opponent to ass breath.

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Card shop announced they were starting Pokemon tournaments with a $16.50 entry fee. The near unanimous response from everyone was "What the fuck do you mean quarters?"

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Me upon seeing that Legends Z-A has megas: I never really cared about megas, z moves and dynamaxing were far more interesting mechanics because they weren't limited to specific Pokemon. Cool that they're there though. Me upon seeing that the TCG is doing megas again: LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Pokemon Day is upon us! Prepare yourselves fellow artists! 🎨🖌️✨

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top 8 at a 40 person tournament let's go

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Iono deck box looks like they decapitated her and censored it when it's open

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very funny that Pokemon printed a card that exists solely to knock out dragon Pokemon and the deck that makes the best use of it is... a dragon deck

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rip

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modded balatro goes hard

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I love going up against Stallax with Dragapult. Trap a Budew in the active? I can grind it out. Trap a Duskull in the active? Not for long, and now it's Budew time. Trap a Dreepy in the active? That's a Dragapult now. As long as you manage resources properly it's a free win against an annoying deck

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ONE POINT FIFTY SIX PERCENT I LOST BY THE TINIEST MARGIN POSSIBLE

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It's called feng shui, you wouldn't get it

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Pokemon with a BST of 710 but It's 255 speed, 255 special attack, and then every other stat is 50. It only learns physical moves.

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@foone.bsky.social

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love it when I ask for "as spicy as possible" and the food comes out with genuine "make me shiver violently" levels of spice that's not just spicy, that's "cause your body temperature to drop dramatically to combat the spice" spicy

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I am nonverbal most of the time and I ordered food yesterday and when I made a sound, not even a word I just kinda squeaked to get the guy's attention, it legit fucking surprised me.

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very fun whenever a cis person responds with something like "I'm fine" whenever they have their pronouns asked, bitch I didn't ask you how your day was this is the easiest possible question for you to answer, gimme your pronouns

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I think Limbus Company should add a skip button to gameplay so that they can make content that just slaps your shit and the people who came for a gacha can just bypass it if they wanna. No rewards for skipping and it'll still cost you 20 enk, but you don't get to complain that you cant beat Ricardo

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A comment someone made on Meursault's ability to drive: "Man would not survive rush hour god knows Camus didn't." Camus died in a car crash

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does anyone have the video of when UK TERFs brought that picture of Lily Hoshikawa into parliament

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If you are using Signal, and you are doing something the government considers illegal, the way they are going to read your messages about it is they'll arrest the person you sent the messages to and make them show the logs. We see this technique appear repeatedly in "Jan. 6" court filings.

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What obstructions and objections have there been, particularly from Republicans, toward the dismantling of government we've been experiencing? While "going through the proper channels" sounds like a coward move for cowards to me, knowing exactly how Elon Musk is being slowed down would be useful.

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Spent some time in VR. Definitely... definitely needed that. Needed to be around people who are aware of and understand the danger in US politics but were deciding to live life in spite of it. I've been so trapped in my own head the past few weeks that I forgot to exist.

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Spoke to my brother earlier. He said "oh well I think the democratic establishment will get their act together and push back" I didn't really know what to say. I just kinda started laughing. It wasn't funny, I just... didn't have a different response.

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just had every emotion at once, might vomit my kidneys out, feelin great

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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my only hope right now is that Musk is going too far too fast and that somehow Americans will actually fucking do something for once in the meantime, anyone wanna fund a transfem's escape from the country?

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life is exhausting and terrifying and it is made more exhausting and terrifying by the fact that when i talk about things like fleeing the country or how the president is a fascist my family no longer argues with me or tells me im overreacting and instead supports me and tells me im being reasonable

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Trying to keep up with news feels impossible. Left wing streamers always slap baby's first politics explainer on top of it which is cool but like, I need to know the news, already know what mutual aid is, and it's otherwise just difficult to track down everything that is going on for any given day.

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