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agent-2.bsky.social
One half of the Squid Sisters. ⋇⋆✦⋆⋇
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I’m cancelling penis March.

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What? I don’t know. I thought this wasn’t about you?

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Missing your old duty, are you? Don’t dish it if you can’t take it, Agent 4!

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[ Ending a voice recording on her phone. ] Flawless. Apology accepted.

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Small fry practices his Inkantation in Alterna quite often, you know! 🎶

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Hmmm? What’s that? Speak up. I can’t hear you when you mumble.

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Yes.

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Wanna make bets on how they…we…? …Lost their minds?

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How sweet! This is how I see you.

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We may be the only sane ones here.

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[ Closing her brella. Pointing it at him. ] Apologize.

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[ Laughing, shaking her head. ] We’ll see.

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[ Mischievous twinkle in her eye. ] That reminds me of back when you first met the Captain, and…

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Payback! [ Tapping her with the tip of her brella in return. ] I like when it’s quiet in Alterna, and we can have chats like this.

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Hm? But you’re just so 𝘧𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘺, Agent 4! I thought I’d share your quips with our good friend.

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Relax, all of you. He just does it for attention. Haven’t you noticed?

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Way more. It’s uncanny. …Time flies, doesn’t it? They were all so young before. 𝘞𝘦 were so young.

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[ Dialing a number on her phone, holding it up to her ear. ] …Hello, Eight? Oh, yes, I’m well. Thank you.

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[ Pff. She can’t help but smile. ] He’s easy to poke fun at. Really way too much like our old man.

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And in my will, I designate 0% of my assets to Agent 4.

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You kidding me?! That girl cannot shoot a charger for the life of her.

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It would be different if he did it. In a bad way, of course.

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You’re welcome for that, by the way.

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We already get the good morning gifs daily. Don’t teach him your faces too!

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DO NOT GET IN THE CAR

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I’ve seen worse. Comes with being an idol. And yet…

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No.

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It depends on the day, Agent 4.

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I’d like that. Your place or mine?

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It’s been slow. Which is nice. Next you get the chance, we should get working on our new single again.

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[ Smrk. ] Hello to you too.

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How’s that blood pressure treating you?

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Bingo, kiddo. Certain people need to get new material.

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Enough grandma jokes. I’ve heard them all!

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Tell me what? It’s too early for a disaster.

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Team Patrick…the good old days.

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We’ve been through worse. Surely it’ll be fine. Are they just like you?

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So there are multiple… this is interesting.

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Hm. [ Pinching the bridge of her nose. ] Remember how I taught you how to use the fire extinguisher? Let’s put this out before the Captain finds out, yes?

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What did you do. I know it was you. [ Fibbing. ]

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Agent 3…

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Hah. It’s kind of our thing.

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. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ Staaay fresh! ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁. ˖ . ݁𝜗𝜚. ݁₊ 𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘺𝘢𝘭, 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘚𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘯 3 𝘊𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦 ˖ . ݁𝜗𝜚. ݁₊

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We always come in a pair, Captain. You should know this by now.

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˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ 𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵-𝘚𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘯 3 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘺𝘢𝘭.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments