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電腦大爆炸

Man who was happy to see snow for climate change reasons now back to angry

good morning to my fellow 2B/4B shippers. i love you all

btw you can check the website WikiShootMe for nearby landmarks that need freely-licensed photos, visit them, and then snap pics for Wikipedia/Wikimedia Commons! it's so fun and the list of photoless destinations is endless. I chose this movie theater as an example bc it's where I first watched Cars

good morning. have I shown you all my YoRHa pride flags yet

Little WIP (I hate Anemone's hair in any kind of shape)

up for some Balatro?

went through the entire Natural Number Game today! (well, except for the Fermat level 😛) it’s very well-made, definitely one of the best learning/onboarding experiences i remember adam.math.hhu.de#/g/leanprove...

it would be a hilarious prank to pull up to a mcdonald's drive-thru after it was closed and order a big mac. they wouldn't even be able to answer you since nobody would be there. suckers

as much as i love rice, i HATE cooking it. throw a grain into a pot of boiling water, wait, fish it out. throw in another, wait, fish it out. i’m still cooking friday night’s fucking dinner. sorry for the language but i am so over this

how old were you when you first realized that toast is just toasted bread? i was 37

okay i'm so tired of having to explain this every time the chiefs play in front of a national audience. yes, all the chiefs players are married to each other. no, they DO NOT all have sex with each other at halftime. they're more professional than that, and there's a lot more to marriage than that

i've got a friend who routinely swings by the store and picks us up a whole rotisserie chicken every time she comes to visit. it's become her thing. absolutely legendary friend behavior we all should aspire to

(※女裝) 這三個人圍繞的性癖日趨邪門……

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

someone please tell me how it's meant to be pronounced, I have multiple conflicting sources

You know how 2B has a fucked-up, withered older model? You know who else are robots with fucked-up, withered older models? You know who's been struggling with 10/20 for the past 8 years?

Okay so, something positive, now that the year is ending, what have you achieved in 2024? Can be big or small, but everything is a win.

4SA2

good morning. playing some Balatro

二十一号とアネモネ

十六号とダリア

From @ennui365

they'll never air the episode of shark tank i was on. i think i'm still the only person to locate the suitcase of money and run off without making a business pitch (it was behind daymond's chair near the flower pot). the key is, since they're sitting and you're standing, you have a major head start

Instead of having playoffs, the college football championship should be between the best college team and the worst NFL team. If the college team wins, they get to become an NFL franchise, and the NFL team has to become a university.

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"Questions From A Worker Who Reads" by Bertolt Brecht:

she grinding my organ till I close my eyes when voting

me, modding my copy of NieR sqrt(1.5)