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J.K. Rowling Announces She No Longer Transphobic After Attending Cincinnati Pride And Winning A Free Cell Phone Charger From A Bisexual Realtor’s Booth theonion.com/j-k-row...

submitted 6 days ago • 65 comments

I'm begging for Stalinists to add an ounce of M4A to their politics.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Ehehehehehehe

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Alex Jones, who spent years ranting about shadowy government mass surveillance technology, is now stanning for Palantir

submitted 5 days ago • 577 comments

Joe Pera visits the Intercourse Rhubarb Festival

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone who wants to mess with this precious naive little angel of a woman is going through me first. This innocence must be protected at all costs.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Trying to explain to my new manager on my first day of work why I showed up in a glittery tubetop, chunky platform heels, and a pair of hotpink booty shorts with a zipper in the crotch. Apparently my new job is "bus boy" and not "bussy boy".

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

The only crypto I’m interested in

submitted 92 days ago • 2 comments

Trying to explain to my new manager on my first day of work why I showed up in a glittery tubetop, chunky platform heels, and a pair of hotpink booty shorts with a zipper in the crotch. Apparently my new job is "bus boy" and not "bussy boy".

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Watching someone do the "and yet you participate in society" Matt Bors comic unironically is always wild to me

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

The vibes in this thread are positively R-A-N-C-I-D.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Watching someone do the "and yet you participate in society" Matt Bors comic unironically is always wild to me

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

The vibes in this thread are positively R-A-N-C-I-D.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

It is 2025. You got your way with Hillary & she lit a literal billion dollars on fire & lost. That's on her. You got your way with Biden & won. Then Biden's brains melted out his ears. Sanders supported Kamala, publicly, & she also lit a billion dollars on fire & lost. Move the fuck on.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

*fucking myself with bernie sanders' dick* oh it feels so big and girthy. It's so good. Im so full of Bernie's dick. Oh god. Im shaking and my knees are weak. Jesus im gonna cum its so good.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

For all the complaints about the left from the left, never forget that at a minimum we were at least able to boo-hiss Neera Tanden out of a cabinet position.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Also true for people who demand paragraphs in the alt text describing a hotline bling template meme.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Lol Al Franken

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Imagine blaming an old Jewish man, who just thought workers should be treated fairly and that everyone deserved healthcare, for all your fuckups for a decade straight. Incredible.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

*fucking myself with bernie sanders' dick* oh it feels so big and girthy. It's so good. Im so full of Bernie's dick. Oh god. Im shaking and my knees are weak. Jesus im gonna cum its so good.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

It is 2025. You got your way with Hillary & she lit a literal billion dollars on fire & lost. That's on her. You got your way with Biden & won. Then Biden's brains melted out his ears. Sanders supported Kamala, publicly, & she also lit a billion dollars on fire & lost. Move the fuck on.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

I still believe that this is my best riff ever.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

any female born before 1953 can’t post… all they know is polio, cord they phone, segregation, bodyshame, eat hot chip & lie

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