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Samurai Psyduck

by age 34 you should: -own an air fryer -identify with an animal -regularly forget to take pills -be in a groupchat with sex perverts -have a collection of useless artifacts you think are neat -maintain a to do list of things you'll never actually do -harbour soul crushing regret about what happened

“Then one day, Mr. 36 stopped moving[...] My friend who knows lots of things told me that this was what 'death' was, and we had to bury him. He's going to come out again one day, right? When he does, I'm going to wash him off in the pond." -FFIX #watercolor #FF9 #vivi

Pokémon and Honda revealed a life-size Koraidon motorcycle (Source: Livedoor News Japan)

The legend of Zelda, the Wind Wacker

A reminder to please always add alt text to images as a service to users like me who can’t recognise any celebrity who became famous in the last ten years

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

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dunsparce is ready to love again

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Charlie as Rapunzel #hazbinhotel

The strongest act of resistance the Democrats could do at the State of the Union would be to sit through the whole speech but sometimes frown and shake their heads 💪

dressing matching to present a "unified front" except it's 4 different colors so no one will even notice is like, the ultimate Democrat move. i couldn't write something this perfect

The Democrats being incapable of organizing a boycott of this speech is pretty grim. Just staying home would be better than showing up and lending legitimacy to the farce we're living through. You're literally dressing up to attend your own ass kicking and for what

these people are hopeless. i hope they all get tea partied next year

People are trying to rebrand their Tesla's

Careful out there, keep one hand on your badges, our they might go missing. Ms. Mowz has her turn today!

pokemon day art 2024 vs 2025 i like 2 reflect like this cuz i havent been doing digital art for too long n i think theres a lot to learn from my past art too im proud of myself and i can see my confidence developing piece by piece (lineart used to be rly miserable for me) cant wait for next yr!

I have given birth to a lovely baby boy named Pleistoanax Deckard. I will not be revealing the father at this time.

RETURN OF THE KING

the world could have so much beauty but some people only see profit and power

Wouldn't your life be better with a hamburger desk lamp? (1984 McDonald's catalog)

🎉🎊 #PokémonDay

What if pokemon traveled on the subway with us?

Make a bad game? Studio dismantled. Make a good game? Studio dismantled. Make a game to literally patent a mechanic so you can use it for decades to come in further-- haha just kidding your studio is still dismantled.

flying pikachu ☁️

Apropos of nothing, we found this video you should watch youtu.be/n5rd5AXcEgU?...

Elon Musk is paid TENS OF BILLIONS OF DOLLARS to be the CEO of Tesla. What did Elon get done last week for Tesla?

So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna

hell yeah it is

It's weird how everyone in the world knows a Nazi salute when we see it, with the notable exception of journalists and their editors.

I’d actually forgotten this. Suspect others may have too. Can as many people as possible please share this so we never forget?

I love going to X the everything app and just searching for a random noun with the word woke in front of it to see what people are up to

Timeline of events: - SpaceX rocket explodes raining debris over private homes. - FAA fines SpaceX - FAA head pushed out at Elon's insistance on day 1 of Trump admin - multiple fatal plane crashes -Trump fires air traffic controllers and hands FAA to SpaceX.

Surprise!! I wanted people to hopefully feel the sense of glee I get from this game. It was also a big honour working with both Nishino-san and Uekawa-san this time around! 💫 🌅 #Ristar | #SEGA | #art

In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.

Dokapon Kingdom: Connect is $14.99 on Steam buff.ly/4dvEdsC Deck verified

I did some sketching and finally got the chance to digitize one. Say hello to a human Madame Flurrie! I'm hoping I can do the other TTYD Partners soon too 🔥

By the end of the 90s, McDonaldland character-themed Happy Meals had been almost entirely replaced with licensed properties. But, in the Asia-Pacific market, they were still getting incredible toys like GRIMACE THE RODEO RIDER!

🖤❤️ Happy Love Yourself day! ❤️🖤 #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelAlastor

Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.

Poké-Month Day 15 - Oshawott 💧

We now have a website. udm14.com