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@AggieNeH on the old bird site, for now, at least.
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The PGA Tour’s latest ad says “We’re headed out west to San Antonio this week…” Last week’s stop was in…Houston. About 200 miles out west qualifies, I guess.

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Centrists are having a hard time grappling with actual Nazism because for the first time they have to acknowledge they are halfway between Nazism and Freedom.

submitted 52 days ago • 59 comments

He’s the worst. I know it. You know it. Make sure others know it. chng.it/82VwCfXhPd

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Can you write a story in 100 words? Join me in the @nycmidnight.bsky.social 100-word Microfiction Challenge on March 21st! Learn more at nycmidnight.com/100

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The most dangerous thing about driving a Jeep is that in a crash, you’ll get hit in the face by 49 plastic ducks.

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You are here:

submitted 86 days ago • 513 comments

Imagine being a hard-working American busting your ass to care for yourself and your family, watching a career criminal and a cadre of billionaires raising prescription drug prices, freeing criminals, killing environmental protections, throwing the economy into crisis—and thinking you've won. #Cult

submitted 86 days ago • 53 comments

I’m changing auto insurance and a big factor has been which company’s commercials doesn’t make me want to smash my TV.

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I could be a football halftime analyst. It’s easy. “Team X just needs to establish the Run Game.” This applies to every football game ever. I’ll do this job for the low, low salary of $300k a year.

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I saw a limo earlier with only a toddler (in a car seat) being driven by the chauffeur. I have to wonder, who IS that baby? #VIB

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Pretty crazy someone can be charged federally with interfering in an election and those charges get dropped because they win an election.

submitted 143 days ago • 1121 comments

My wife was proud of herself for how she made the Toblerone on the counter last for a whole week. She didn’t realize that I replaced it, not once, but twice.

submitted 155 days ago • 1 comment

We stopped at honey, but it’s also possible other creatures have really tasty vomit.

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That one commercial for Jardiance that’s a commercial within a commercial (that’s also a musical!) is trying way too hard.

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This Home Depot is playing music from Rocky IV and I’m so fired up it _almost_ makes me want to build that pergola my wife’s been wanting. Almost.

submitted 631 days ago • 0 comments

Is this where all of the Twitter refuges are going to end up? I’m not sure, but I’m here just in case.

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