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DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

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Archaeologists have discovered the tomb of an ancient Egyptian pharaoh, the first such find since King Tutankhamun’s resting place was unearthed in 1922, Egyptian officials announced this week.

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Incredible stuff in here: They ID'ed him, in part, by going to court hearings and watching him post

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Well I've challenged myself to start writing again. For now my goal is one drabble (100 words) a day. If the mood strikes me, I'll do more than that. www.agincourtdb.com

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I don’t want to be your valentine. I want to live in your walls and whisper unintelligibly to you in the dead of night while you sleep.

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The online discourse about the Super Bowl halftime show is about 50% people who loved it, 40% people who were indifferent, and 10% people who would only be happy if it were directed by Leni Riefenstahl.

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Actually I find it strangely reassuring that we can always tell when Kanye is off his meds

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Well, I've been meaning to do it for a while, but today was the day. I deleted my personal Twitter and my me-as-a-band Twitter. I'll be here and on Threads.

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Andrew Jackson: I may be in Hell now, but I burn with the confidence that no other American president will ever top the Trail of Tears Donald Trump: Hold my Diet Coke

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Up at 5 am for work every day is one of my least favorite Dave eras and occasionally I have to revisit that era and today is one of those times and I am NOT vibing with it

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I would love to not constantly be in pain thanks

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Did I just have a full-on panic moment because I thought I might have put my phone into the washing machine with my work clothes? Maybe. Was it on my bed the whole time? Is that any of your business? But also maybe.

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Speaking of vacation, I just put in for mine for this year and just knowing the first one is only seven weeks away has me ringing like a bell

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I need a vacation. Not like, an American working-class week off type of vacation; I mean a Victorian three months with steam ship journeys & a visit to Rome & then the Pyramids. Like a Sense and Sensibility vacation. Like the vacation of someone who someone else dresses and who calls London 'town'.

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Complaining about 'DEI hires' is the new complaining about 'critical race theory': bigots thinking they've come up with a code that lets them be bigoted with plausible deniability. But they only think it's plausible because they themselves are so gullible that they'll believe even the dumbest spin.

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Someone On this bus Is poopy

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Like, at what exact point do we start flying the U.S. flag upside-down? And then how long after that before we run up the Jolly Roger?

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…Is this because I joined Red Note?

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I worked very hard today and I would like at the very least a pat on the head and a “Nice job!” preferably from a pretty girl thank you good night everyone

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I’m so glad I have tomorrow off so I can spend a whole day dreading going to work Sunday

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Listen to “Invisible Sun” but only pay attention to the drums. Thank me later.

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Did the Muppets ever address why Statler and Waldorf kept coming back to the show every night, night after night, if they hated it? Did they just pay through the nose for box seat season tickets and want their money's worth?

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Garth Hudson, the organist and multi-instrumentalist whose wizardry enhanced some of the best-known songs of 1960s and 1970s rock group The Band, including ‘Up on Cripple Creek,’ ‘Chest Fever’ and ‘Ophelia,’ has died at age 87, the Band announced reut.rs/4gao2CD

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Low of 8°F tomorrow, high of 22°F. Thinking of asking the grocery store if I can work remotely. Surely one can stack apples via Microsoft Teams or something.

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Tiktok is down. Currently searching for another platform to watch attractive people half-ass their way through the most remedial upper-body-only dance routines you’ve ever seen.

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Well I downloaded Red Note or Little Red Book or whatever it’s called, but I’m only following @roxetera.bsky.social and I’m probably not going to post so my Chinese spy is going to be super bored.

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I bought an 8-pack of frozen burritos so if civilization could wait maybe like three days to collapse it’d be doing me a solid

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David Lynch made it a little easier and a little more socially acceptable to be weird, and that's a priceless cultural contribution. Rest In Peace.

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I had almost forgotten what a day off was like but here I am, playing Stardew Valley instead of literally any of the productive things I should be doing.

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There’s definitely a thin line between winter wonderland and frozen hellscape and my evening public transportation commute has been on the wrong side of that line for a couple weeks now

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I had the weirdest dream while I was half-awake this morning. Was in my old High School, and had a hand jack and a quarter stack of wooden pallets and was trying to figure out where to put them while one of my co-workers waited for me in the car.

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Random customer called me ‘Sniffles’ how’s everyone else’s winter going

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@roxetera.bsky.social I’ve had a head cold for a week and a half it’s not just you. The snot is real.

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Cleopatra lived closer in time to 'yeet' being in the dictionary than to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza.

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My New Year’s resolution is to work on music more. Every day off I need to do something, even if it’s just going through synth presets. Usually don’t make resolutions but that’s mine for 2025.

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