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It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins

submitted 15 hours ago • 382 comments

One thing that's helpful about this political moment is everything is simpler now. There used to be politicians you could disagree with but they seemed fundamentally decent, but that's over. Now it's the world's worst assholes vs everyone else

submitted 12 hours ago • 50 comments

god damn he's cooking

submitted 11 hours ago • 354 comments

Every Trait Disqualifying ICE Agent From Previous Jobs Ideal For Current One theonion.com/every-t...

submitted 1 day ago • 76 comments

Sounds like Mike doesn’t really care about his constituents.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Protesting for the right to live gets you zip-tied. Stealing from the poor gets you a Senate seat.

submitted 2 days ago • 48 comments

I have been informed over the last few months that in order for Dems to win we have to be willing to embrace the right and throw women, migrants, and sexual minorities under the bus. Now that Zohran has proven that is wrong I expect all of those folks to gleefully embrace leftist positions.

submitted 2 days ago • 12 comments

I’ve never felt more betrayed by my body than when I found out I snore. This is what you do when I’m not watching? You act rude?

submitted 510 days ago • 29 comments

This image is now absolutely everywhere over European media lmao

submitted 3 days ago • 558 comments

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submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I see the Washington Post is platforming an op-ed by Krisi Noem, because apparently they're still pissed they missed their opportunity to publish Goebbels in the original German.

submitted 4 days ago • 273 comments

DEAN: Do you have any concerns about your conflicts of interest and the president's? BONDI: What I would be concerned about in Pennsylvania is all the child sex cases DEAN: Did you hear my question?

submitted 4 days ago • 1555 comments

Writing an angry letter and throwing it out? That's so 2005. We're writing angry letters and asking chatGPT to tone it down to merely passive aggressive.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

They were supposed to be deporting “gang members” and “criminals.” So far, they have kidnapped people working their day jobs and folks lawfully showing up for their immigration court appearances… It was always a lie.

submitted 4 days ago • 942 comments

Donald Trump just unilaterally bombed Iran. A masked gang is terrorizing our streets. America has rapidly devolved into an authoritarian state. That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress: Sit back and do absolutely nothing.

submitted 5 days ago • 181 comments

Launching the U.S. into what could be yet another unpopular and costly forever war, while simultaneously pushing for an unpopular budget bill at home that will take food and healthcare away from millions of people. The "peace president."

submitted 5 days ago • 780 comments

Congress didn’t just lose its power it gave it away. On war, trade, and policy, lawmakers have willingly let the executive branch rule unchecked.

submitted 5 days ago • 721 comments

Complaining about Americans not working enough on a day commemorating the END OF SLAVERY is pretty on brand.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

And the other 78% was spent changing his mind.........TACO!!

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

Calling the company pallantir shows an unprecedented amount of self awareness of the villains of this story… Or a totally precedented lack of media literacy.

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An American president told a city of 10 million people to evacuate it immediately as he urgently leaves the G7 to fly to DC and then … nothing. But people still treat him as if he isn’t insane and a threat to everyone. Oh, and Biden was old.

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This cannot be posted enough times. Please repost and feel free to share anywhere you have social media!

submitted 7 days ago • 43 comments

Hint for Democratic lawmakers from your voters: We want you to vote NAY on everything the GOP wants. E V E R Y T H I N G

submitted 8 days ago • 240 comments

Texas Bans Consensual Sex theonion.com/texas-b...

submitted 8 days ago • 351 comments

“Don’t worry the pendulum will swing back” is: 1. A false assumption 2. Stunningly naive 3. Real loser shit

submitted 9 days ago • 393 comments

No comment needed. SCOTUS

submitted 9 days ago • 116 comments

Four Democratic members of Congress from Illinois, Jesús “Chuy” García, Danny Davis, Delia Ramirez, and Jonathan Jackson, were denied entry to an ICE facility in Broadview, just outside Chicago, despite federal policy allowing them access without prior notice.

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🚨🚨The White House is pissed off about this ad so you know what to do, share it everywhere! ICE is disappearing people just because of the color of their skin! No Warrant! No Due Process! This is not who we are as Americans! #MAGAKidnappers want an all white America, fuck that‼️

submitted 9 days ago • 816 comments

Good morning bluesky!

submitted 9 days ago • 148 comments

“A U.S. citizen!” And now he’s missing. Adrian Martinez tried to defend a man ICE was harassing. Video shows six agents swarming him. He struggles but doesn’t lay hands on them. They take him to the ground & shove him into a CBP vehicle. Abuse of power. Keep recording. Don’t stop. (1 of 2)

submitted 9 days ago • 1497 comments

Less than two weeks ago, the richest man in the world claimed the president of the United States was directly involved with Jeffrey Epstein and that seems like five years and 15 scandals ago. This is all quite unsustainable.

submitted 10 days ago • 265 comments

Sadly $10 says Americans didn’t learn a GD thing from the Iraq debacle. Also $10 says they’ll gleefully put those “I support the troops” back on their cars.

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submitted 9 days ago • 44 comments

Ask your doctor if he hates you.

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

ICE agents detain people coming out from hearings at immigration court who have upcoming scheduled hearings. ICE agents unilaterally grabs them and drags them away. When people abiding by the law get arrested, and the government openly defies the law, it’s fascism.

submitted 9 days ago • 132 comments

“Ask your Supreme Court Justice which medical procedure is right for you.”

submitted 9 days ago • 293 comments

Teacher Required To Provide Own Salary theonion.com/teacher...

submitted 11 days ago • 22 comments

Free Market is when the entire country is owned by a handful of insane ravenous assholes who use the government to protect them from competition

submitted 11 days ago • 38 comments