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Patriots in control. Italians at the helm.

Well well well if it isn't the Shit Posters Presidency

How about silly evil information? For example you can take a salmon and stuff it in a person you don't like's passenger side hub cap and it will take them weeks to figure out they have rotting fish off gassing into their air intake. ... or the chicken milk bomb, another classic prank

I said to a tinder match recently "I like music more rhan..." But it came out as "musk". My hate and lack of spell checking is ruining my chances

All thr bad shit today is because no one has actually invented a camera with a hammer in it, and that says a lot of about society

Asking Trump if his administration will pass sweeping criminal reform laws. Trump: ... We have concepts of laws and they're big really. Really big concepts.

My respect for the rule of law is only strengthend by the willingness to disregard as long as you're wealthy enough to dismiss it.

So true

A baddie could fix Will Stancil

The amount of Brands and the World Health Organization playing along with the death of the green bird from Duo Lingo kind of exposes the whole working for consumers thing wide open if you think about it

Sorry to like this app because I could literally do nothing and I get followers.

Me a federal employee:

Applying to work for DOGE so I can just leak everything on Archive.org and then Aaron Swartz myself after I convinced a diner to make me the biggest wideburger replica seen on xiaohongshu

Sunset of the Reply Guy

donald trump signing the trans sports ban surrounded by children who are being forced hateful propaganda disgusts me. we have so much work to do, we need to ensure the right never gains any power ever again

Sexy privatized weather channel once NOAA is gutted: John: Now for the Weather report, Jill? Jill: *disrobes* Its getting HOT in here! ❤️‍🔥 Maybe... a little Misty. 💦 Back to you John 😉

Really starting to feel like Trump is having Elon do all the shit he couldn't do legally in his first term and the World's Richest Man is the fall guy

Hello new followers: I was in the Pokéfucker Gulag against my will, but I believe I group projects. While my list didn't ultimately get accepted I knew what real freaks wanted.

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People are are always screaming into the void, but has anyone asked if the void consented to that?

The phrase "Hitler particles" gets mentioned frequently as the cause of conservative brain melt, and it made me wonder what the resist lib equivalent would be. And then it hit me. I give you, the Sorkin Particle.

Watching the Macy's Day parade with my nieces and had to turn it off because of the WOKE floats! Disgusting! Thanksgiving is ruined!

As a ride and die Ketchup fan, I felt Kendricks shout out to mustard to be a bit problematic and ignorant of the underlying oppressive history of the bitter seed. He should really think about holding space for those he left out.

There are three things I want in every town more than anything: a authentic ramen shop, private booth karaoke bar, hookah lounge

I'm holding space

I think if they start replacing officers with robots it would only be fair if you can dismante them by any means.

Real ones know

If we point out the hypocrisy in conservatives rhetoric one more time, they're going to start being normal again, I swear!

"What if Elon was trans" Then we'd have someone with a dozen children as a deadbeat Nazi mother who elected Trump. The calculus doesn't change the behavior.