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It blows my mind that MAGA will literally cum on themselves watching trump do his stupid "jerking two guys" dance to YMCA, but they lost their fucking minds over Kendrick Lamar's well choreographed, incredible halftime show last night. I can't qwhite figure out why.

submitted 13 days ago • 734 comments

Good morning and Happy Monday to everyone who appreciates the irony of trump shaking hands with the Kansas City Chiefs player, picking them to win, and them LOSING a blowout at the Super Bowl to the Eagles later.😂😂 I hope the Philadelphia Eagles boycott that buzzard in the White House.

submitted 14 days ago • 691 comments

“Look, folks, Saquon—great guy, but not getting the yards. People are asking, ‘What’s going on?’ Maybe he needs better blocking, or he needs me coaching? But you hear ‘Barkley,’ and I think, ‘Charles Barkley—great golfer, terrible swing.’ Maybe he’s Saquon’s dad? Nobody knows! Tremendous mystery!”

submitted 14 days ago • 10 comments

This day feels heavy....

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

First year in the Big Ten went pretty good for Oregon. #GoDucks www.oregonlive.com/ducks/2024/1...

submitted 78 days ago • 3 comments

A lot of emotion from Dan Lanning on the field after the Ducks win the Big Ten title.

submitted 78 days ago • 3 comments

The Oregon Ducks remain perfect Read more: www.oregonlive.com/ducks/2024/1... #GoDucks

submitted 78 days ago • 37 comments

No. 1 Oregon Ducks capture first Big Ten title in offensive showcase vs. Penn State. #GoDucks

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

FUUUCCCKKKK YEAAAHHHHHH! 13-0 BABY!! BIG 10 CHAMPS! OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! 💚💛💚💛💚💛💚💛💚

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

INIERCEPTION!!! YESSSSSS!!!!! LETS FUCKING GOOO!!! HELL YEAH!! 💚💛💚💛💚💛💚

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

FUCK YEAH! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO! 💚💛💚

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Let's fucking GOOOOO!! 💚💛💚💛💚💛💚

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

YES! THATS WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT! OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! 💚💛💚💛💚💛💚💛💚

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

For the love of all that is HOLY! Is our fucking defense on the bench?! Wtf!

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

He will live in infamy because history is written by dispassionate scholars based on facts, not ideological political extremists living in their own reality. #NoNamesNeeded

submitted 78 days ago • 1221 comments

Ok let's not call ANY pass interference... Sure. Ffs.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

These announcers are sucking some serious Penn St dick... 🙄🙄🙄 GO DUCKS!! 💚💛💚

submitted 78 days ago • 3 comments

How to cope with an increasingly turbulent world? Currently, I'm cuddling with Mabel & avoiding reality entirely.

submitted 83 days ago • 6269 comments

For the second time in program history, Oregon football is 12-0. @ryantclarke.bsky.social has the recap of the Ducks' ferocious win against the Washington Huskies: www.oregonlive.com/ducks/2024/1... 📸 by @sean2m.bsky.social #GoDucks #B1G #BigTen #collegefootball

submitted 85 days ago • 5 comments

So he gonna remove Trump’s name first or…

submitted 85 days ago • 409 comments

Yeeeaahhhhhh!!! We kicked their ass! DUCKS UNDEFEATED! OOOOOOOOO! 💚💛💚

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry for the canned joke.

submitted 87 days ago • 1477 comments

Don’t pile on Jack Smith for voluntarily dismissing charges against Trump without prejudice. It means the new Trump AG can’t come in and kill the cases on Trump’s terms. Smart move by Smith that preserves options for later.

submitted 88 days ago • 266 comments

I kept hearing my cat chewing last night under the bed and finally I checked it out and he had been eating an entire box of Cheez It’s

submitted 90 days ago • 698 comments

Fuck yeah, he did. Will go down as one of the greatest!

submitted 89 days ago • 66 comments

Here’s my photograph from the Grand Canyon village, Arizona. Have a wonderful day BlueSky.

submitted 90 days ago • 1483 comments

Wait, sorry, does Elon think that fentanyl is shipped here via legitimate channels and subject to tariffs? Does he think fentanyl is like soybeans?

submitted 90 days ago • 1557 comments

Gaetz drops out after hearing he'd be working with JD Vance, not a JV Dance

submitted 94 days ago • 55 comments

💯💯💯

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

I will never trust Donald Jackass Trump to run our country. I'll fasten my seatbelt, shout from the rooftops, and pray we don't all die.

submitted 91 days ago • 87 comments

submitted 91 days ago • 7 comments

If Pete Hegseth doesn’t flame out before his hearings like Gaetz, he should be asked about his views on women in combat. Sen. Tammy Duckworth, who lost her legs in combat, I’m sure would like to have a word. https://buff.ly/3Zo3yRN

submitted 90 days ago • 81 comments

Just sayin....

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

I suddenly have a painting available if anyone needs to scratch a Christmas gift off of your list 😛

submitted 92 days ago • 11 comments

submitted 91 days ago • 1046 comments

Putin is a threat to all free people. Ukraine is the wall. #Putin #Fascism #Ukraine #NAFO #WorldNews #Europe #WW3 #WWIII

submitted 91 days ago • 14 comments

This is a very important point. Please let everyone know.

submitted 91 days ago • 1121 comments

Ohhhh 🤣🤣! I laughed too hard at this one!

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

They FA and they're gonna FO. It's just unfortunate those of us who voted correctly will also have to suffer the consequences of their lack of brain cells.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

This isn’t just The Good Place. It’s The Resistance Place.

submitted 92 days ago • 463 comments

submitted 92 days ago • 102 comments

Omgosh. Ok. Shohei Ohtani's NB commercial is probably the cutest thing ever. Love that guy! 🥰 💙⚾️💙⚾️💙

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Even tho this Niner game is a disaster... Kittle is amazing! At least I have game day nachos to save the day. ❤️

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Why is it... in Bounty paper towel commercials.. WHY do they wipe up the spill in the same direction it's spilling?? WHO DOES THAT? I'm pretty sure we all would stop the spill and wipe up. Make it make sense. 🤣

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe it’s me, maybe I’m old fashioned, but I’m pretty sure our president shouldn’t be a rapist, our DNI shouldn’t be on a TSA watchlist list and our head of counterintelligence should probably be able to pass a background check. Right?

submitted 91 days ago • 1085 comments

There can only be one me. Help me let @bsky.app be aware that I’m the real me. Many thanks, Mar🐫 🙏 ♥️ 👍

submitted 91 days ago • 2015 comments